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It was a hot day on the pond
EEEEE First fp ever! Thank you magic donkey!
(Fri 18th Jul 2003, 15:01, More)
EEEEE First fp ever! Thank you magic donkey!
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» Stuff You've Overheard
I overheard the kids two doors down
killing flies to feed to the spider in their shed. The little boy got scared and said that that they'd better not feed it any more, as it would grow into a huge tarantula 'which would be bad'.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:45, More)
I overheard the kids two doors down
killing flies to feed to the spider in their shed. The little boy got scared and said that that they'd better not feed it any more, as it would grow into a huge tarantula 'which would be bad'.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:45, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
Bleached wine.
While out for a nice romantic meal with my husband my attention was distracted somewhat by the loudmouthed bunch of tossers at the next table, one of whom I overheard saying 'I don't want to drink white wine, it's so artificial. Do you know how many chemicals they have to put in it to make it go white?'
I told my husband (who sells wine for a living) what it was that was diverting my attention away from him. He pissed himself laughing and said 'What, like Domestos?'
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 9:45, More)
Bleached wine.
While out for a nice romantic meal with my husband my attention was distracted somewhat by the loudmouthed bunch of tossers at the next table, one of whom I overheard saying 'I don't want to drink white wine, it's so artificial. Do you know how many chemicals they have to put in it to make it go white?'
I told my husband (who sells wine for a living) what it was that was diverting my attention away from him. He pissed himself laughing and said 'What, like Domestos?'
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 9:45, More)
» Slang Survey
My favourites are
heng (awful smell), as in 'f*ck me it hengs in here', and 'bent as a bottle of crisps/softpack Marlboro'.
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 13:59, More)
My favourites are
heng (awful smell), as in 'f*ck me it hengs in here', and 'bent as a bottle of crisps/softpack Marlboro'.
(Tue 3rd Feb 2004, 13:59, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
and another
there were two girls and a guy who used to get the same train as me every morning. One day it was running late, so one of the girls was phoning her work to let them know she was delayed. The person she was speaking to was called Ashish, and on hearing this, the guy with her turned round and said 'has she got a sister called Donna?'
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:37, More)
and another
there were two girls and a guy who used to get the same train as me every morning. One day it was running late, so one of the girls was phoning her work to let them know she was delayed. The person she was speaking to was called Ashish, and on hearing this, the guy with her turned round and said 'has she got a sister called Donna?'
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:37, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
oh, and in Sainsbury's in Woolwich
'we'd better get some of them ferjyta things' from a charva lass stood next to the boxes of old el paso...
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:50, More)
oh, and in Sainsbury's in Woolwich
'we'd better get some of them ferjyta things' from a charva lass stood next to the boxes of old el paso...
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 10:50, More)