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I am not a monkey. My usual alias was taken on b3ta which made me sad :(
I live in a litle town called York where I attend York College re-doing my last year as I am a foolish fool who has been involved in much foolishness and tomfoolery.
In my spare time I enjoy tricking the elderly into letting me consume their brains... they taste like thoughts!
If you wish you can visit my website and/or e-mail me at notamonkey at lex0r dot co dot uk
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Greetings
I am not a monkey. My usual alias was taken on b3ta which made me sad :(
I live in a litle town called York where I attend York College re-doing my last year as I am a foolish fool who has been involved in much foolishness and tomfoolery.
In my spare time I enjoy tricking the elderly into letting me consume their brains... they taste like thoughts!
If you wish you can visit my website and/or e-mail me at notamonkey at lex0r dot co dot uk
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» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
high amplitude, low frequency speaker
to be placed on the ceiling of a dance floor.
In physics we were watching a video about resonance, wherin we discovered the resonant frequency of man boobs to be around 5Hz.
So this speaker could emmit an inaudible but high amplitude tone at around 5Hz that would cause man boobs (and mabey female ones aswell) to flail around.. i just think it'd be funny to watch.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 18:22, More)
high amplitude, low frequency speaker
to be placed on the ceiling of a dance floor.
In physics we were watching a video about resonance, wherin we discovered the resonant frequency of man boobs to be around 5Hz.
So this speaker could emmit an inaudible but high amplitude tone at around 5Hz that would cause man boobs (and mabey female ones aswell) to flail around.. i just think it'd be funny to watch.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 18:22, More)
» Irrational Fears
Things that stick to things because they have microscopic hairs.. WRONG!!!
I just don't like the idea of insects, lizards and the such having many many tiny hairs and hooks on their hands, same goes for burrs and the plants that grow them aswell... stickiness without some kind of viscous fluid is wrong!!
I'm fine with velcro though how strange.
I think this all stems from when I was about 5 and one of my friends got a leaf from those scary burr producing plants stuck to his lip, when it was removed so was a sizeable portion of his lip... lovely!
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 18:58, More)
Things that stick to things because they have microscopic hairs.. WRONG!!!
I just don't like the idea of insects, lizards and the such having many many tiny hairs and hooks on their hands, same goes for burrs and the plants that grow them aswell... stickiness without some kind of viscous fluid is wrong!!
I'm fine with velcro though how strange.
I think this all stems from when I was about 5 and one of my friends got a leaf from those scary burr producing plants stuck to his lip, when it was removed so was a sizeable portion of his lip... lovely!
(Tue 27th Jan 2004, 18:58, More)