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» Top Tips

Coke is it!
Remove dried spooge stains off your linoleum or formica tables with Cola! Or....If you leave spunk in the sun, it will harden into brownish chunks you can give to people you don't like as "candy".
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 22:48, More)

» Shoplifting

evidence
Lets' just say there are lots of little hand/pocketable sized chotchkes around my house. I get bored after a while and they end up as birthday presents for my kid's friends. first think ever was a pair of yellow plaid and daisy printed silky hip-hugger knickers from 1974.
(Mon 14th Jan 2008, 22:02, More)

» Little things that turn you on

That new plastic smell
Brand new beach balls and various inflatable things. MMM! I snort it like coke.
(Wed 23rd Feb 2005, 20:11, More)

» Beautiful but Bonkers

bagged
once I was hanging out with a guy who was 21 fine and not interested but i had hopes and liked to frustrate him so we went out for a beer.the bar was having a wet t-shirt night so i entered but on the exception that i could wear a brown bag over my head. the other girls in the contest also thought that was a fair and funny idea so we drew faces on our bags and hacked up our t-shirts to show more skin. The bartenders gleefully doused us with pitchers of ice water and we strutted down the bar.I did not win but got to keep the t-shirt and bag which now hangs on this guys' wall and he calls it Wanda.
(Sat 18th Nov 2006, 15:56, More)