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My best posts as voted by you!


And some t-shirt designs


A selection of stuff I have done (CFB and hover for a partial explanation).

Feel free to gaz me about anything.



A big thank you to whoever is responsible for the B3tard hosting, which is where all these are located.

Recent front page messages:



(Thu 19th Mar 2009, 22:08, More)

Harry Hill will present everything on itv.

(Mon 9th Mar 2009, 19:49, More)

first ever tablet cartoon.

(Thu 18th Sep 2008, 20:03, More)



(Sun 13th Apr 2008, 22:29, More)

birthday treat

(Sat 2nd Aug 2003, 12:18, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Hypocrisy

sometimes whilst
looking at someone and, based solely on their appearance, I find myself thinking

'you're a Daily Mail reader.'
(Mon 23rd Feb 2009, 14:18, More)

» Top Tips

Turning one of those numbing condom inside out
allows you to have quickie without needing to wake your significant other.
(Wed 28th Jan 2009, 21:31, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

reverse-glitter
Though I have my own personal experience with someone significantly older than I was, there's not much of a story to tell.* However, I met, though a friend, a guy who can best be described as a gerantophile.

He loved nothing more than spending special time with men 70+. It was quite touching hearing how some had thought they would have no further sexual experiances and those who had lived the majority of their life with a secret desire unacted upon, tears of joy meandering down their wrinkled faces. In hindsight I should have asked whether he was trained in the art of resuscitation in case the moment was too much for them.

* I do wonder if she doubted my (genuine) claim to being 28 when she turned up to my very untidy bedroom and a Twister bedspread.
(Wed 10th Dec 2008, 15:20, More)

» Common

Taking your dog for a walk
in the city centre.

Merely watching as your pedigree baby mauler squirts out something bright orange from its anus.

Oh, and calling your child a f*cking c*nt.
(Thu 23rd Oct 2008, 13:27, More)