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EMAIL: dofprunes@yahoo.co.uk
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EMAIL: dofprunes@yahoo.co.uk
PRUNES, the website
The first ever Beattie post
Dick Beattie lives here, visit it
Useful Beattie Links
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Beattyings
one second encounter Three Four fivest sixthst Seventhst
ate nineth Tenst eleventeen Babs and Beattie thirteen
Fourteen twentyfifteen sistine sebenteen ayteen Ninetea
the twentea twenteawan Twennytoo
My invite to Beatties Box Social
Thinking of visitng the Highlands? then why not visit or even stay the night at the National Hotel in Dingwall
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changed slightly from last night
Credit to Aphex for the Dover Sole and N8ive for the pussy
(Fri 21st Oct 2005, 9:42, More)
changed slightly from last night
Credit to Aphex for the Dover Sole and N8ive for the pussy
(Fri 21st Oct 2005, 9:42, More)
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» Bastard Colleagues
Clicky pen
He has a clicky pen and sits all day clicking his clicky fucking pen. "Click, click, click, clicketty clicky, click, click...clickclickclickclickclickclick. Clicky click, clickclickclickclick....clickety click...." and on it goes, on and on and on, sitting there clicking his pen, clicking away.
When he is telling a hilarious story about his X-Box or latest graphics card the clicking of his pen gets faster. When he's trying to explain something to someone he clicks his pen slowly. When he walks he clicksd his pen in time with with footsteps. "Click, click, click, click, click, clicketty, fucking click." All bloody day. I've even started hiding his pens by throwing them out the window on to the roof, but some how he always manages to find a new clicky pen.
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 13:17, More)
Clicky pen
He has a clicky pen and sits all day clicking his clicky fucking pen. "Click, click, click, clicketty clicky, click, click...clickclickclickclickclickclick. Clicky click, clickclickclickclick....clickety click...." and on it goes, on and on and on, sitting there clicking his pen, clicking away.
When he is telling a hilarious story about his X-Box or latest graphics card the clicking of his pen gets faster. When he's trying to explain something to someone he clicks his pen slowly. When he walks he clicksd his pen in time with with footsteps. "Click, click, click, click, click, clicketty, fucking click." All bloody day. I've even started hiding his pens by throwing them out the window on to the roof, but some how he always manages to find a new clicky pen.
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 13:17, More)
» Petty Sabotage
I once replaced my friend's mouthwash with sulphuric acid,
what a laugh that was.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:15, More)
I once replaced my friend's mouthwash with sulphuric acid,
what a laugh that was.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 11:15, More)
» Claims to Fame
I'm responible for making Coco Pops more chocolatey
in about 1987 I wrote to Kelloggs complaining that my seven year old child (I don't have any kids) was very upset because the coco pops never turned his milk chocolatey. I ended up sending an box of old coco pops back to them and after several months of correspondence and Kelloggs 'perfroming tests', they allegedly made Coco Pops something like 5% more chocolatey and I got ten pounds worth of vouchers.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 14:44, More)
I'm responible for making Coco Pops more chocolatey
in about 1987 I wrote to Kelloggs complaining that my seven year old child (I don't have any kids) was very upset because the coco pops never turned his milk chocolatey. I ended up sending an box of old coco pops back to them and after several months of correspondence and Kelloggs 'perfroming tests', they allegedly made Coco Pops something like 5% more chocolatey and I got ten pounds worth of vouchers.
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 14:44, More)
» Work Experience
Last week we had a work experience boy
He wa here to learn about the college network and PCs and all that tripe. Instead, he learned how to make clean things and make tea.
He had two weeks of that. It was great, and our work room is now spotlessly clean and tidy.
(Thu 10th May 2007, 13:07, More)
Last week we had a work experience boy
He wa here to learn about the college network and PCs and all that tripe. Instead, he learned how to make clean things and make tea.
He had two weeks of that. It was great, and our work room is now spotlessly clean and tidy.
(Thu 10th May 2007, 13:07, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Jack frost
During winter season, my parents would tell me that if I did not go to bed before 8pm that Jack Frost would come and pull my eyes out. During summer, it would be Mr Thompson from the bad childrens home who would come and pull my legs and arms off. Also I was made out of cabbage and my brother was a turnip
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 0:50, More)
Jack frost
During winter season, my parents would tell me that if I did not go to bed before 8pm that Jack Frost would come and pull my eyes out. During summer, it would be Mr Thompson from the bad childrens home who would come and pull my legs and arms off. Also I was made out of cabbage and my brother was a turnip
(Mon 19th Jan 2004, 0:50, More)