» When I met the parents

Witchbabe Porno
The first time I met my gfs mum was on her younger brothers birthday. Her older brother had just returned from a trip to London and had brought him a 'present'.
We all (me, gf, her 2 brothers and her mum) ended up sitting watching some porno called witchbabe together....
It was odd
(Tue 24th May 2005, 11:07, More)

» Shit Stories

Bedroom poop
Went out drinking with some of my housemates from uni a few months back, we had a few too many and came back to our halls. One of them went for a shower to try and clear his head, he then walked out 5 minutes later, butt naked, went into his room, passed out on his floor and shit all over it. He then proceeded to roll around in it. A few hours later, he woke up and just left. He went back to his parents house and we havent seen him since. He didnt even clean it up, just left it all over the floor stinking the entire flat out. Which was nice.
Got my own back though, instead of helping him while he was soiling himself, we got the digital camera and took a few shots (which he still dosent know about) :D
(Thu 6th May 2004, 21:09, More)

» Petty Sabotage

Work sabotage
I work in a boring office doing data entry, making delivery labels for packages and I intentionally make mistakes to make the day slightly more interesting. Today I sent a package to Leeds when it really should have gone to Basingstoke. That was fun.
I also write the wrong weights on sometimes just to confuse the fuck out of the warehouse.
(Wed 11th May 2005, 20:34, More)