» Worst Band Ever

Jason Mraz oh and Phil Collins
Now, I'll be the first to admit, I've only heard one song by young Mr. Mraz but he needs to be put to death for his grotesque mispronunciation of hesitate (Hes-er-tate) in his song "I'm yours". I'm all for using artistic license to get that tricky lyric to rhyme, but this is in the middle of a line and makes me cringe/scream at the radio every single time I hear it.
Phil Collins is also guilty of this crime in his cover of "You can't hurry love" it an-tic-I-pating not an-tic-A-pating, got it? use correct bloody english!
(Sun 2nd Jan 2011, 6:19, More)

» Unusual talents

Due to a valve malfunction
in my Nasolacrimal duct, I can blow bubbles in my eyes.
Not useful in the slightest, but it does tickle a bit.
(Fri 19th Nov 2010, 11:48, More)

» It was a great holiday, but...

Bilbao last year
Best mate and I go on a bit of an off-the-beaten-track pub crawl. Found a nice little pub for a couple, slowly dawns on me that I'm the only bloke in there surrounded by short-haired, stocky girls. I'm pretty certain we'd stumbled by accident to the local Lesbian Bar (mate was happy though, she nearly pulled)
Although we did end up hugging every street thermometer on the way back to the hotel that night, because they obviously weren't talking to each other, so we had to do it for them.
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 10:33, More)