» When animals attack...

I was bitten....
By a feathered beast! (a big white duck) I was only 5, the evil bastard.
(Wed 8th Jun 2005, 4:37, More)

» I met a weirdo on the interweb

Last night I attracted a finnish catboy
While I'm not entirely guiltless (as there were pictures of me wearing cat ears on a certain popular image board that is not b3ta) You'd be amazed at the diversity of weirdos you'll attract by wearing cat ears.

Anyway long story short said finnish catboy lost hsi gayvirginity age 10 and now at age 20 weighs at least 250 pounds and has a desire to be kept as a pet by a caring and loving master (anyone who remembers the nullo story from b3ta's yesteryear might be slightly reminded of it when someone talks about being permanently someone's slave.)

Also my cat ears were better than his, they're sexy fake velvet and his were made of card.

PS: jesus christ I agree on the second life thing, and not only is it full of very scary people, it's also got the clunkiest controls since lagnarok online, AND the editor system is crap, I'm amazed that some people make half decent stuff in it, however most people just make huge dicked furry porn.
(Fri 17th Mar 2006, 21:14, More)