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» Best Graffiti Ever
I didn't know they came from factories...
Outside a coach company on my route to college every day for 2 years, some local chavs had put up an ingenious sign proclaiming that this was, in fact, a "GAYBOY FACTORY".
Every day I wondered if it was a factory where gayboys worked, or where they were made on some kind of production line. And every day it was still just as funny as the day before. :-)
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:13, More)
I didn't know they came from factories...
Outside a coach company on my route to college every day for 2 years, some local chavs had put up an ingenious sign proclaiming that this was, in fact, a "GAYBOY FACTORY".
Every day I wondered if it was a factory where gayboys worked, or where they were made on some kind of production line. And every day it was still just as funny as the day before. :-)
(Thu 3rd May 2007, 19:13, More)
» Childhood Ambitions
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The other week my cousin's class at 'speshul' school were talking about career ambitions. My cousin, 14, responded: "I want to be an air raid warden!"
(Tue 3rd Apr 2007, 22:15, More)
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The other week my cousin's class at 'speshul' school were talking about career ambitions. My cousin, 14, responded: "I want to be an air raid warden!"
(Tue 3rd Apr 2007, 22:15, More)
» Useless advice
My granddad
often reminds me of the important fact that:
"Many a mickle makes a muckle."
It has to apply to something.
(Mon 23rd Oct 2006, 22:22, More)
My granddad
often reminds me of the important fact that:
"Many a mickle makes a muckle."
It has to apply to something.
(Mon 23rd Oct 2006, 22:22, More)
» Oldies vs Computers
Something fishy's going on...
A couple of years ago, my gran got a PC. She'd never used one before, so I'd set it up how she wanted it (What colour background would you like? do you want it to make a noise when it loads up? Which screensaver do you want? etc) and written instructions on how to turn it on, how to send an email, how to load up Solitaire, etc.
That night, I got a phone call from her, and she sounded quite flustered.
"the_n00b, It's your grandma. I think some hackers are on my computer!" A bit strange, I thought, seeing as she was getting a modem the week after.
"What exactly is it doing, Gran?" "Well, it's just got pictures of fish and whales and things from that nice program with David Attenborough" "Remember when you said you wanted the Blue Planet screensaver? Just wiggle the mouse a bit."
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 20:13, More)
Something fishy's going on...
A couple of years ago, my gran got a PC. She'd never used one before, so I'd set it up how she wanted it (What colour background would you like? do you want it to make a noise when it loads up? Which screensaver do you want? etc) and written instructions on how to turn it on, how to send an email, how to load up Solitaire, etc.
That night, I got a phone call from her, and she sounded quite flustered.
"the_n00b, It's your grandma. I think some hackers are on my computer!" A bit strange, I thought, seeing as she was getting a modem the week after.
"What exactly is it doing, Gran?" "Well, it's just got pictures of fish and whales and things from that nice program with David Attenborough" "Remember when you said you wanted the Blue Planet screensaver? Just wiggle the mouse a bit."
(Fri 22nd Sep 2006, 20:13, More)