» I don't understand the attraction

Why waste your life...
...getting all angry and upset about something you don't like, rather than directing your precious time and energy towards something you actually do enjoy? I just don't see the point...
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:42, More)

» Sexual fetishes

Reading several pages of lies and showing off...
...totally does it for me. Now excuse me, I'm off for a wank.
(Thu 22nd Oct 2009, 21:39, More)

» How clean is your house?

When I was a student...
...I lived in the typical filthy shared house, much like many others being discussed here. Towards the end of term, the landlady told us she'd be coming to show some prospective tenants around, and could we make sure the place was looking decent. We took one look at the massive pile of dirty dishes, thought 'fuck that!' and hid them in the cupboard under the sink. Job done.

Landlady comes round. All goes well, until for some reason I've never understood, whilst showing them the kitchen, she goes "...and look, there's plenty of room under here for your cleaning things", and proudly throws open said cupboard to show them a term's worth of food/mould caked crap. Oh, the shame...
(Mon 29th Mar 2010, 22:22, More)

» Sacked

Before I went to Uni
I had a weekend job at a well known cash and carry. The week before I left for uni I was milling aimlessly around with a broom wondering when I should go and tell them I was leaving when I got called into the office. And fired. I think I said thanks...
(Sat 25th Feb 2006, 2:34, More)