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I inspect oxen. And that should be enough.
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I inspect oxen. And that should be enough.
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» Out of my depth
Accidentaly Pee showered a man
I was in one of those toilets where you pee standing up. My friend was peeing behind me on the other side, so I thought I could well turn suddenly and shower his back. I turned and shouted take this only to find an anonymous person looking siutably embarassed and angered, now half covered in my fluid body liquid. I just pulled up my pants and ran.
I later realised I had also been talking alone before showering him. Quite scared and embarassed I was.
Oh the moral is i'm out of my depth doing gay pranks
(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 17:40, More)
Accidentaly Pee showered a man
I was in one of those toilets where you pee standing up. My friend was peeing behind me on the other side, so I thought I could well turn suddenly and shower his back. I turned and shouted take this only to find an anonymous person looking siutably embarassed and angered, now half covered in my fluid body liquid. I just pulled up my pants and ran.
I later realised I had also been talking alone before showering him. Quite scared and embarassed I was.
Oh the moral is i'm out of my depth doing gay pranks
(Thu 14th Oct 2004, 17:40, More)
» Strange things you've been paid to do
Prostitution
I have been paid to have sex with a lonely friend of a friend. She wasn't exactly pretty so I declined. 2 months later I had unpaid sex with her.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 11:13, More)
Prostitution
I have been paid to have sex with a lonely friend of a friend. She wasn't exactly pretty so I declined. 2 months later I had unpaid sex with her.
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 11:13, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
First post! but I had to
Not really a customer but a really stupid guy. I used to work as a clerk and I had to e-mail some documents daily to the manager. So once he came down to my office to check how I was doing. Depite not knowing the difference between a pc and a shoe box he proceeded to open up directories at random(including the windows one). He then accused me that I had deleted important stuff etc. After miraculously finding these missing files(whose shortcut was on the desktop) he then, for some reason, accused me that I had hidden them on the taskbar(yes the taskbar) and told me that I should never again play with such important documents. Oh this is the same guy who is famous around the place for throwing water on the monitor because it was 'overheating'. He's still a manager, I'm unemployed.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 23:20, More)
First post! but I had to
Not really a customer but a really stupid guy. I used to work as a clerk and I had to e-mail some documents daily to the manager. So once he came down to my office to check how I was doing. Depite not knowing the difference between a pc and a shoe box he proceeded to open up directories at random(including the windows one). He then accused me that I had deleted important stuff etc. After miraculously finding these missing files(whose shortcut was on the desktop) he then, for some reason, accused me that I had hidden them on the taskbar(yes the taskbar) and told me that I should never again play with such important documents. Oh this is the same guy who is famous around the place for throwing water on the monitor because it was 'overheating'. He's still a manager, I'm unemployed.
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 23:20, More)
» Shoddy Presents
clothes
When I was 5 my aunt gave me a present. I took it and said 'clothes again' then threw it on the floor and proceded to the next present
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 10:28, More)
clothes
When I was 5 my aunt gave me a present. I took it and said 'clothes again' then threw it on the floor and proceded to the next present
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 10:28, More)
» Black Sheep
Black sheep
Our black sheep is called mary. She lives on our farms and eats grass. We make black gloves and scarfs out of her wool. oh... you meant a metaphoric black sheep....
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 22:08, More)
Black sheep
Our black sheep is called mary. She lives on our farms and eats grass. We make black gloves and scarfs out of her wool. oh... you meant a metaphoric black sheep....
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 22:08, More)