Beer good

Unless its weedy sceptic beer, in which case, the autospong takes over

edit:- Woo, FP!

BTW, sceptic tank = yank
(Sun 25th May 2003, 13:11, More)

Found in a pond nearby
Damn that global warming.

(Sun 25th May 2003, 12:58, More)

Oddkit happy

(Sat 10th May 2003, 16:47, More)

Pointless post
Eight legged sheep having a bounce.



They have to exercise on trampolines as jogging costs too much in trainers.
(Sun 20th Oct 2002, 8:06, More)

This likkle mouse fears nothing!
Probably Stellad to the eyeballs.

(Wed 31st Jul 2002, 22:14, More)

It lives under your bed
It beams doubt and self loathing into your psyche.

(Sat 20th Jul 2002, 10:24, More)

Probably my only entry into this weeks compo

(Fri 19th Jul 2002, 22:01, More)

What could be more fun than poking kittens with sticks?

(Wed 10th Jul 2002, 20:21, More)

Imposters are quickly rooted out

(Sun 7th Jul 2002, 9:34, More)

In memory of..

(Wed 29th May 2002, 21:09, More)

» Mistaken Identity

At a Dead Kennedys gig..
Of all places.
The doorman/bouncer/thug didn't even ask to see my ticket, just ushered me in with 'have a nice evening sir'
I was served instantly at the bar. Then it started. All fucking night. 'Ere, thats that bloke of the telly. You are that bloke off the telly arn'tcha'
After about 20 minutes of this ( even when I went for a piss ), someone gave me a beer!. 'Love the show mate', he slurred in a drunken way, 'Have a beer!'.
Not one to pass up free beer. Between bands, this kept happening. It started making me feel rather paranoid. What really annoyed me was during 'Moon Over Marin', some twunt asked me for my autograph. Not a good idea to do that, not during my fave DK track. I yelled 'Who the flying fuck do you think I am anyway?'. 'Ozzy', came the crestfallen reply. All I could say was 'Sorry kiddo, I'm just a lookalike'
I have since shaved my head. Still, I got served at the bar quickly, got a free beer and a spliff or two, so I'm not really complaining.
(Fri 1st Jun 2007, 19:23, More)