» My Wanking Disasters

Once...
I stuck my dick in a hoover for a quick wank, It hurt like crazy and I couldnt shake one out again for a week.
(Tue 1st Jun 2004, 19:57, More)

» Shit Stories

A few years back
In my school there was the largest shit I've ever seen in my entire life. No one would flush it till everyone had witnessed this beast, Even then it took days of piss to break it down into a small enough chunk to be flushed.

Goatse himself would have had a hard time crimping that one off.
(Thu 6th May 2004, 0:22, More)

» Have you ever started a fire?

Lighter fuel + Body parts = Fun
I found it fun once to spray lighter fuel all over my hand and set it alight. It looks really cool but just make sure you have water near by as it starts to hurt really quickly.
(Thu 4th Mar 2004, 22:07, More)

» Worst Record Ever

Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes
I'd kill to never have to hear that shite again.
(Thu 4th Dec 2003, 18:31, More)