» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

If only the ground could open up and swallow you...
The morning after a particularly funny Daisy Donovan show I decided I'd share a joke from it with the rest of my mates..."Dr Dr I'm a schizophrenic and so am I"

I'd completely forgot that my mates Mum was a schizophrenic...god I really wanted to die right there and then. Everyone else glaring at me like I had a disease didn't help either.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 11:49, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Not amazing like...
I was pissed in some toilets and seen that some twunts from Hollyoaks were in there so I decided to say, or shout, how shit it was so they could hear me...well I can't have been that offensive really cos they picked me up off the floor when I fell over later on in the night MEH!
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 23:48, More)