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you can email me if you like | or read what I think

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There might also be one in your shoe

My blog is frequently cited in Parliamentary debates | I have some pictures for sale too
(Tue 17th Feb 2009, 10:21, More)

QUACK


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(Wed 1st Oct 2008, 11:20, More)

And now, with the weather, Bull Giles

click for bigger | my comic
(Thu 7th Feb 2008, 9:42, More)

More high-jinx with Messrs. Huntley and Cooper*

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* Allegedly
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 16:24, More)

what a lovely day it has been today

my gallery | buy my things!
(Thu 21st Apr 2005, 19:58, More)

that dog
never liked him

(Wed 10th Nov 2004, 19:11, More)

telecommunications explained

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edit: thank you everyone :)
(Fri 26th Mar 2004, 12:00, More)

in preparation for St. Patrick's Day
I give you, paint-by-numbers

(Tue 16th Mar 2004, 13:22, More)

OK, I realise now it's probably just false perspective
but imagine how funny this would have been if it were real

(Sat 28th Feb 2004, 13:50, More)

it's the 25th annual RSPB Big Garden Birdwatch this weekend
here are my findings:

(Sat 24th Jan 2004, 19:35, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Obscure Memorabilia

I rifle through graves
looking for parts to build and reanimate a human being, so I have Thora Hird's spleen.
(Thu 4th Nov 2004, 11:45, More)

» Shoddy Presents

I'm pretty sure
last year at Christmas I received a free gift from a packet of Rice Krispies from my nan. In fact, I'm sure I did. She wrapped it up and everything. I was 23. I think she may well have lost her marbles completely. Having spoken to her last week merely confirms this.

It's not so much a case that it's the thought that counts, I wonder if she even knows she did it. It's a wonder she doesn't piss herself. More often.
(Thu 23rd Sep 2004, 12:06, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

why do you wrap hamsters in carpet tape?

so they won't split when you fuck them.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 20:36, More)

» The Onosecond

I want to lick your cock all over, big boy.



Whoops!
(Thu 26th May 2005, 11:48, More)

» Little things that turn you on

Women who are cleverer than me.
As this doesn't narrow it down too much, not being able to run away is also a good thing. And women who are nice.

Nice is under-rated.

Any clever, lovely quadraplegic women who are interested, Hello.
(Fri 18th Feb 2005, 0:18, More)
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