Who are you?

I am Pete.

Who is Professor Denzil Dexter?

Professor Denzil Dexter of the University of Southern California is a wonderful character from The Fast Show. If you don't know of The Fash Show shame on you!
If a picture is worth 1000 words and a video frame is a picture then a frame is also worth 1000 words, now if a video on youtube plays at 25 frames per. second that means a second of video on youtube is worth 25,000 words. Therefore, if I link you to three Professor Denzil Dextor videos that are collectively 103 seconds in lengh I am effectively saving myself from typing 2,575,000 words. That's why proverbs are a load of bollocks.

Here are three videos:

Cardboard Tubes

The Power of the Mind

Cardboard Tubes

Water

See? Maths can be fun!

Okay... more about you please?

Sure! I was born on March 6th 1990, I live in Bude, Cornwall and have done all my life. I know what you're thinking but I don't live on a farm, I speak coherently and I don't indulge in interspecies relationships. That's right... I'm not Welsh.

I'm just kidding Welshies! Lighten up!

Sense of Humour

I love a good laugh, my sense of humour is very British, very off the wall and often very twisted! I am completly against racism but like poking at people who are hypersensitive about being PC by pretending to make racist remarks, obviously I would never do it directly to someone of that race or if someone of that race were in earshot.
I dislike low-brow humour, stuff that hasn't had any thought process put into it, like some guy getting hit in the balls with a football. If it had some substance in there I'd probably laugh, for instance some guy getting hit in the balls with a book, him falling to his knees and looking at the book to see the title reads "How to care for your Testes."
Oh yeh, I love puns and wordplay too. Great stuff.

Sports

I like my board sports; particularly surfing, skimboarding and longboarding (it's like a long skateboard for you city-slickers). I also like snowboarding so am doing a season in France before I go to uni :D Totally stoked for that.

Geekyness

I like photoshopping and making websites (you may have guessed by the bitchin' profile). Unfortunatly my geekyness doesn't stop there. I've also recently taken up playing Counter Strike: Source but I think I can defend my honour by saying I don't play it that much and it's the only PC game I own (possess). Add me if you want.
I'm also a PS3 owner and play Burnout Paradise a lot on that but will also be playing LBP and GTA soon! My PSN ID is ForeverBoarding.

I am a notepad.exe whore. Right now I have 9 notepads open (mostly because I've been debugging this page though).

Favourite Programs

• Malcom in the Middle
• The Fast Show
• Black Adder
• Black Books
• Fawlty Towers
• Monty Pythons
• The League of Gentlemen
• Not the 9 o Clock News
• The Mighty Boosh
• Teachers
• Spoons
• Family Guy
• American Dad
• South Park
• Derren Brown's stuff

Standups

• Chris Rock
• Bill Bailey
• Mitch Hedberg
• Eddie Murphy

Movies

• Crank
• True Romance
• Donnie Darko
• Pulp Fiction
• Sin City
• From Dusk Till dawn
• Reservoir Dogs
• Battle Royale
• The Transporter
• Space Balls
• All the Monty Pythons
• Happy Gilmore
• Mr. Deeds
• Starsky and Hutch
• Jackie Brown
• Gremlins 1 & 2
• Trading Places
• The Secret of My Success