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» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?
Not quite, but
artsy playwright, author, expressionist and thespian Steven Berkoff was swanning about Tate Modern one afternoon, so my friend rushed up to him and asked "Aren't you the baddie out of Beverley Hills Cop?". His reply was a resounding "Fuck off."
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 20:51, More)
Not quite, but
artsy playwright, author, expressionist and thespian Steven Berkoff was swanning about Tate Modern one afternoon, so my friend rushed up to him and asked "Aren't you the baddie out of Beverley Hills Cop?". His reply was a resounding "Fuck off."
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 20:51, More)
» Old People Talk Bollocks
My grandparents
My great grandmother grew cannabis for years, blissfully unaware of what it was.
My grandfather - who I only met a few times and he used to scare me shitless, he reminded me of the Dungeon Master from Dungeons & Dragons - was convinced the woman in the flat upstairs was trying to poison him through the heating pipes. According to my dad, he was a bit of a bellend.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 10:00, More)
My grandparents
My great grandmother grew cannabis for years, blissfully unaware of what it was.
My grandfather - who I only met a few times and he used to scare me shitless, he reminded me of the Dungeon Master from Dungeons & Dragons - was convinced the woman in the flat upstairs was trying to poison him through the heating pipes. According to my dad, he was a bit of a bellend.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 10:00, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
Parental lies
At the height of the Edwina's Eggs scares, I was about eight years old and totally uninterested in any news programmes when there was an episode of Thundercats to be watched elsewhere.
One evening, after a weekend family dinner consisting mainly of an omelette, my father casually remarked that we could probably expect a visit from Sam and Ella later that evening.
Not knowing what the fuck he was on about, I eagerly sat around waiting to meet whoever these mystery friends of my parents were for a good three hours, glancing out of the front windows every now and again to see if they had arrived - and thus missing Noel Edmond's Saturday Roadshow (in retrospect, probably not such a bad thing).
It was several years later that I discovered they were making a clever-clever play on words with "salmonella". Bastages.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:43, More)
Parental lies
At the height of the Edwina's Eggs scares, I was about eight years old and totally uninterested in any news programmes when there was an episode of Thundercats to be watched elsewhere.
One evening, after a weekend family dinner consisting mainly of an omelette, my father casually remarked that we could probably expect a visit from Sam and Ella later that evening.
Not knowing what the fuck he was on about, I eagerly sat around waiting to meet whoever these mystery friends of my parents were for a good three hours, glancing out of the front windows every now and again to see if they had arrived - and thus missing Noel Edmond's Saturday Roadshow (in retrospect, probably not such a bad thing).
It was several years later that I discovered they were making a clever-clever play on words with "salmonella". Bastages.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 15:43, More)