» Accidental animal cruelty

not me but....
a guy in my science class was, well, a bit of a strange lad.
In one class we had to do some experiment with fruit flys (tiny little things) that involved knocking them out and looking at them.
Anyway, for some reason unknown to any one, this guy decided it would be a great idea to make a fat line of them and procede to snort the lot.

Fruitflys dont die when their inside your nose/throat. They just slowly come back to life.
(Sun 9th Dec 2007, 7:47, More)

» The Boss

famly + work, never work
when i was 18 i dearly wanted to work but had no a/levels or experiance... Mumzy let me have a job in the family business (along with almost every other realative on her side of the family...)
all went well, i loved the job and more importantly was good at it - even if it was just a basic office job!
After six months however, thanks to huge personal issue that i won;t be going into she informed my supervisor to sack me. But not untill the next week when she and the rest of my family where in france on holiday. A holiday i was told i wasn't invited on.
I moved out that week, and five years on we still haven't spoke. Can't beat a useless parent for worlds worst boss
*bit of topic i know, but needed to vent somewhere... sorry x
(Tue 23rd Jun 2009, 21:33, More)

» Karma

new years eve...
...a few years ago and to help the night out I managed to aquire a few grams of some very dirty very grimey bass. Not something I would ussually do but what the hey - it is new years after all!
So half way thru the night and I've made my way thru half my stash and I really am feeling it. I know my limits and know i had reached them.
However, just in case, i refused to sell on the other half 'just in case'. Despote several people asking i carried on holding.
Shortly the 'just in case' happened. Just in case i got severe parania, just in case I'm convinced the bouncer on the walkie talkie heading towards me is gonna bust me, Just in case i run to the ladies and bomb everything i got left in one go.
Despite becoming fantastically high and having an amazing evening the next three days were literrly spent in a dark room, unable to sleep, unable to focus, convinced i was going to die.
(Fri 22nd Feb 2008, 17:13, More)

» I witnessed a crime

silly me
Not so much witnessing a crime as being witnessed whle committing a crime...
Back in my yoof a few girlfriends and my self came across a great money making scheme - find out what the kids in school want, pop to town after school and shoplift across the high street, then take the goods back to school to sell at a knock down rate...
After a fair few months we started to get a bit brazen, and lazy, and while robbing round woolwoths we spotted a dirty old peopdo.
Old, dirty brown coat, watching 5 girls in school uniform a bit to closey. Oh how we laughed at the sad old man...
Untill we tried to leave the shop and realsied he was in fact the in store detective. Cue police cars and warnings :(
(Fri 15th Feb 2008, 3:26, More)

» Hotel Splendido

old people and newquay
while visiting the well known resort Newquay me and my boyfriend were staying in a hotel with ridiculously thing walls. So thin we could hear every word on out neighbours t.v...
oh dear.
While getting ready for a night on the town we also get to listen to the very old couple next door getting down to it, along with thier running commentry on things that should never be spoken in public. And worst of all they known we could hear and that just seemed to turn them on even more :(
So how did we repay them? Coming back very drunk at 4am and in order to show we're young and in our sexual prime, we jump on the bed and make over the top sex noises. Why we didnt just have sex I cant remember....
(Sun 20th Jan 2008, 6:09, More)