» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You

I pretended to like Harry Potter
and took her to see the latest Potter film, as well as engaging in many Harry Potter-esque debates. (Snape? no! he's a good guy!)

...ok, fine. I wasn't pretending.
(Mon 16th Apr 2007, 21:00, More)

» School fights

My First Fight
I was maybe 6 years old, and around the time I refused to cut my fingernails because I was ar eally lazy kid and I didn't like doing it. Therefore, I had some bigass claws.

Anyway, this other kid who lived down the street had taken to pissing me off at school, every time he saw me. It was all that little stuff that gets to you when youre young, like a shove here, and a comment about poop there.

I was at the breaking point, when one day in gym class he decided to get too clse to me while we were playing some sport involving a lot of balls. I reached over, grabbed his face in both hands, and pulled, leaving 4 bleeding lines on either side of his face from my "claws".

I saw what I did, got afraid the teacher would see and get mad, so I went and got a drink from the changerooms. He followed after with two friends, shoved me one more time while crying, and went and told the principal. Fortunately, I was a teachers pet when I was little and the principal decided I would never do anything bad unless really provoked, so the other kid got in trouble instead of me.

I think he never even said another word to me after that day.
(Fri 10th Mar 2006, 18:29, More)

» My Greatest Regrets

Do you want a bigger p3n15?
For the last few months, I've been getting these emails from drug companies and generally nice people. They have been offering me great opportunities to get my hands on herbal viagra and penile enhancements! I think my biggest regret is not taking advantage of these offers, because I could be a sex god by now.
(Tue 10th Oct 2006, 19:11, More)