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» What's the most horrific thing you've seen?

I almost crashed seeing this one...
...wavy lines...back in 2004 driving down a dual carriageway in Doha, Qatar. Some Indian/Pakastani bloke tries to cross the road, almost makes it but some local nutter in a white Landcruiser undertakes me and hits this poor bloke full on at high speed.

There is a huge red spray of blood in the air and the remains of the bloke spiral through the air, ugh.

I'm swerving all over the place and when I eventually stop these locals in the Landcruiser didn't even stop, they just drove off.

Cunts
(Fri 22nd Jun 2007, 21:59, More)

» Picky Eaters

Trev's nuts
This bloke called Trev will only eat peanuts after he has wiped them on his nuts, the dirty bastard...
(Thu 8th Mar 2007, 11:37, More)

» My Christmas Nightmare

The Leon Trotski's
the dump-fest began on the 24th after a quick holiday to Africa - 'DONT drink the tap water' was a message ringing in me ears after i had a gob full of it...

...subsequently have been enjoying Christmas sitting on the bog not even having to strain :-( Got the radio for entertainment in ere though :-)
(Mon 27th Dec 2004, 17:22, More)