» Pubs

angel vaults, carmarthen
As we're arriving a bloke walks out with a bottle sticking out of his head, bleeding like a stuck pig. 'I wouldn't go in there if I was you boys', he said.
(Tue 10th Feb 2009, 9:53, More)

» I'm your biggest Fan

Marr-velous
lad I know bumped into Johnny Marr in a 24 hr garage and amazingly had the presence of mind to say "Eh Johnny, there *points to garage* is a light that never goes out."
(Tue 21st Apr 2009, 13:33, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

my mum
once told me that div kids' parents tell them that when an ice cream van is playing it's music it means it hasn't got any.

I used to guffaw at all those divvies as I scoffed my ice cream.
(Thu 15th Jan 2004, 17:48, More)

» Irrational Fears

Jack the ripper
for some reason i'm scared of jack the ripper even though I'm not a 19th century prostitute so am probably quite safe. I used to think he'd come at me through my bedroom window so I hate closing the curtains at night in case he's there.
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 17:10, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

Once called
Dexter Fletcher a short arse little cunt. But then again who wouldn't?
(Thu 15th Apr 2004, 11:02, More)