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I am either a Bright or a Pastafarian, depending on who I talk to. Both are sensible choices.



Team Zombie for the win!



Well, I, like everyone else on the planet have started a blog. It's not on boring stuff, like everyone elses. This is all about ZOMBIE FILMS. They're ace.
It can be found at http://trioxin.wordpress.com/

I does some Vector images for my Zombie Blog. Here are some of my better ones












I have also done a few Vectors that aren't Zombies! (Shock horror). Here is Indy, Emily Booth, and some woman dressed as Catwoman.








Recent front page messages:

Pick one up today!

(Thu 10th May 2007, 22:06, More)



(Thu 22nd Feb 2007, 19:59, More)

1st Prize - Toy Horse*


A Stallion, obviously
*Now with added BANDWIDTH!!!
(Mon 29th Jan 2007, 22:25, More)

BEARD TIME!!!!

(Fri 29th Jul 2005, 0:30, More)

A BARGAIN!

(Tue 25th Jan 2005, 17:29, More)

Polyunsaturated

(Sun 23rd Jan 2005, 17:48, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Job Interviews

A story an old housemate of mine used to tell us...
He had been applying for jobs after leaving University, and unfortunatly mid job-hunt he was taken into hospital to have his appendix removed. During his recovery he was accepted for an interview for a famous large computing company. H.A.L., or something. Anyway he couldn't really turn down this opportunity so off he went to the interview, still slightly in pain from his recent op.
The interview was going well, but his smart clothes were causing his appendix scar to 'ache like buggery', so he promptly informed the interviewer that he 'had just had his appendix out and it was still causing him pain' and 'would they mind if he took off his trousers'.

Which he promptly did, and finished the interview in his boxers.

He tells us he was offered the job as well, but turned it down.
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 9:13, More)

» Things you've done when you've had no money.

Strip Scrabble...
Because Strip Buckaroo takes too long, and the missus was too good at Connect 4...

(hey, if you're in on Friday nights and everyone else can afford to go dancing what else are you gonna do?)

Basically...

Person 1 places a word.
Person 2 has to beat the score of that word, or else they lose a sock (or whatever).
Person 1 has to beat Person 2's word. Etc.

When someone loses they get to place a new word, which begins the process again.

It passed many a long evening this game. Extra rules being that if you spell a word that is a body part (i.e. Minge, or Elbow) that overrules the current score (and obviously the opponent needs to get that part out on show.)

Add as much Gin as you wish.

Gin rules.
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 15:38, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

Murdoch
Always Rupert Murdoch, every year. Forever.
(Thu 23rd Dec 2010, 15:40, More)

» Embarrassing Injuries

Stupid Ratty Bastard.
Oh dear.
I was visiting my (then) girlfriend at her pad at Uni. She kept a pet rat in her room (yes, she'd bought her in a shop, didn't just scoop it out of the Uni Skips or anything), and decided that it needed a bit of exercise, seeing as it was always cooped up in a cage and all.

Anyway, Ratty was off scurrying about and the lady and myself started getting down to action. (I'm not talking Scrabble here, nudge nudge, wink wink.)

Being a typical scummy Student my Missus didn't have a bed, just a mattress on the floor. We naturally were not paying attention to the whereabouts of said Rodent... That may have been a mistake. Little Ratty must have become jealous that her owner was paying significantly more attention to someone else (namely, me) than to dear Rat.
I must have failed to notice her scurrying up the mattress. What I couldn't fail to notice though is the sharp spikey pain in my testicular region as Ratty sank her teeth and claws into my 'Hairy Brain'.
Kind of killed the moment, I think.

Oh yes. Ratty is now dead. But not because of this. Just regular ratty death.
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 14:53, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

Ghosts, psychics, astrology, acupuncture, premonitions, homeopathy, hypnosis, telepathy...
Fuck off and grow a brain, morons.

That is all.
(Sat 5th Jul 2008, 1:52, More)
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