» My Worst Date

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a week before i went on a date with this gorgeous girl, I had an operate on my arm, nothing serious. I was given medication which made me constipated. Anyway, date went well, back to hers, in bed, no sh&gging though as its not good on a first date apparently. during the night i had a dream i was on the bog, i assume this was due to the medication that had made me constipated. i woke myself, and her, up with the most god almighty trump known to man. thankfully i did not follow through. i could have died with embarrassment. we only saw each other for a month and i never got my end away. worst end to a date ever.
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 13:10, More)