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» World's Sickest Joke
What's green and got 12 tits?
A garbage disposal bag in a breast cancer clinic.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A quadraplegic in a house fire.
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
Down Syndrome!!
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!....and O.J walked!
What’s sicker than sick?
Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, it's not your phlegm.
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
Walking.
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:47, More)
What's green and got 12 tits?
A garbage disposal bag in a breast cancer clinic.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A quadraplegic in a house fire.
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
Down Syndrome!!
What's the difference between Christopher Reeves and OJ Simpson?
Christopher Reeves got the electric chair!....and O.J walked!
What’s sicker than sick?
Masturbating with your grandma's ashes under your foreskin.
What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
The first couple of times you cough, it's not your phlegm.
What's better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
Walking.
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
So it doesn't explode when you fuck it
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 18:47, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
As it's 9/11 ...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers. 110 stories in 15 seconds.
WTC - What Trade Center?
What music was playing in the lifts of the WTC?
"Jump" and "It's Rainging Men"
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 10:29, More)
As it's 9/11 ...
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
New Yorkers. 110 stories in 15 seconds.
WTC - What Trade Center?
What music was playing in the lifts of the WTC?
"Jump" and "It's Rainging Men"
(Sat 11th Sep 2004, 10:29, More)
» I hurt my rude bits
Foreskin caught in zip
When I was about 9 years old, I got my foreskin caught in my trouser zip. Not just a little bit, it was well and truly trapped. My mum could not remove it - the slightest touch would have me in tears.
So, she had to cut around the end of the zip and then take me to A&E in another pair of kecks. After a couple of hours' wait, they put me under general anaesthetic and then literally yanked the zip off.
When I awoke, my cock end had swollen literally to the size of a a squash ball. Peeing was impossable without crying in pain, until the swelling died down a couple of days later.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 20:39, More)
Foreskin caught in zip
When I was about 9 years old, I got my foreskin caught in my trouser zip. Not just a little bit, it was well and truly trapped. My mum could not remove it - the slightest touch would have me in tears.
So, she had to cut around the end of the zip and then take me to A&E in another pair of kecks. After a couple of hours' wait, they put me under general anaesthetic and then literally yanked the zip off.
When I awoke, my cock end had swollen literally to the size of a a squash ball. Peeing was impossable without crying in pain, until the swelling died down a couple of days later.
(Fri 14th Jul 2006, 20:39, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What's grosser than gross?
When you bite into a Mars Bar and find veins in it.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 22:31, More)
What's grosser than gross?
When you bite into a Mars Bar and find veins in it.
(Fri 10th Sep 2004, 22:31, More)