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Single laydee seeks charming gentleman of a certain age for long walks on the beach, frozen cocktails,weekends in the country and enthusiastic BDSM while speaking in heavy franglais accent.
Actual French need not apply, though are welcome to.

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» Dad Jokes

Dear old Pater
Beyond threatening to rip my arms off and beat me over the head with them since I was 3 his favourite was always standing behind an innocent to blow his nose then ruffeling unsuspecting innocent's hair as the snather sounds got really graphic. Loved that to death when I was of an age.

Also:
"You can call me late, but don't call me late for supper! Har har."
"This was back in the 70's when I lived with a band/smoked reefer/could eat what I wanted..."
"Damn floors are loose." (post fart)
"Tea please, hold the R, S, and U."
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 14:50, More)