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Well the name is Nikki and I'm ever so slightly bizarre...well bi-lingual anyway. Half roast beef (English) and half a Frog (French) so I guess I'm a roast frog......
Anyway I like motorbiking, mostly racing but I do go motor-cross the odd time...mucking about on photoshop is another thing and just being a general arse...
yup that's me down to a tee methinks
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Well the name is Nikki and I'm ever so slightly bizarre...well bi-lingual anyway. Half roast beef (English) and half a Frog (French) so I guess I'm a roast frog......
Anyway I like motorbiking, mostly racing but I do go motor-cross the odd time...mucking about on photoshop is another thing and just being a general arse...
yup that's me down to a tee methinks
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» Embarrassing Injuries
Oh deary me. This should strike fear into the hearts of all men.
Not a personal story, rather one I heard from a friend of mine.
My friend has a little brother. At the time this little brother was around seven years old. Now because of the fact sex is plastered near enough everywhere (though I doubt there are many complaints about that), this little blighter wanted to try the masterful act of masturbation.
To cut a long story short, the poor sod went a bit too hard and ended up ripping his foreskin off.
I still remember the last phrases of the conversation between me almost pissing myself laughing:
"MUMMY. SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO MY WEENIE!"
Makes me glad I'm ill-eqquipped =P
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 16:29, More)
Oh deary me. This should strike fear into the hearts of all men.
Not a personal story, rather one I heard from a friend of mine.
My friend has a little brother. At the time this little brother was around seven years old. Now because of the fact sex is plastered near enough everywhere (though I doubt there are many complaints about that), this little blighter wanted to try the masterful act of masturbation.
To cut a long story short, the poor sod went a bit too hard and ended up ripping his foreskin off.
I still remember the last phrases of the conversation between me almost pissing myself laughing:
"MUMMY. SOMETHING'S HAPPENED TO MY WEENIE!"
Makes me glad I'm ill-eqquipped =P
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 16:29, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Running = No.
Argh..Yes another one from me.
When I was around 10 or 11 years old, I was seeing my dad in France. Dad, being the lovely man he is, took us to a theme park (I forgot the name though, unfortunately).
It was getting dark, and we were about to go, when I saw one of the classic 'Halls of Glass'
Went through normally until an air jet shot off right beneath me. This achieved its goal in scaring the shit out of the then-little me and sent me running (bear in mind...this is a Hall of Glass - the path is invisible) as you can guess, the inevitable happened and I went THROUGH a glass pane and was in hospital overnight. Ended up looking like I had a golfball implanted into my head.
Fantastic.
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 22:26, More)
Running = No.
Argh..Yes another one from me.
When I was around 10 or 11 years old, I was seeing my dad in France. Dad, being the lovely man he is, took us to a theme park (I forgot the name though, unfortunately).
It was getting dark, and we were about to go, when I saw one of the classic 'Halls of Glass'
Went through normally until an air jet shot off right beneath me. This achieved its goal in scaring the shit out of the then-little me and sent me running (bear in mind...this is a Hall of Glass - the path is invisible) as you can guess, the inevitable happened and I went THROUGH a glass pane and was in hospital overnight. Ended up looking like I had a golfball implanted into my head.
Fantastic.
(Mon 6th Sep 2004, 22:26, More)
» Local Nutters
well this qualifies.
I happen to live next door to a pair of rabbits. The walls of our houses are very thin, so their shreiks of pleasure somehow echo all around my house. It's quite disturbing sometimes. They could a couple that practise the 'art' of figging. o_O
Though I do admit me and Mr. Katteh have some sort of 'competition' with them now.
(Sat 18th Sep 2004, 15:41, More)
well this qualifies.
I happen to live next door to a pair of rabbits. The walls of our houses are very thin, so their shreiks of pleasure somehow echo all around my house. It's quite disturbing sometimes. They could a couple that practise the 'art' of figging. o_O
Though I do admit me and Mr. Katteh have some sort of 'competition' with them now.
(Sat 18th Sep 2004, 15:41, More)
» Slang Survey
Bloody Manchester kids and their arguements.
Whenever I hear any arguements around here, I'll suddenly hear: "YER MAM"
Example (With Manchester accent):
1: "What you doin' tonight?"
2: "I'M DOIN' YER MAM!"
You know, I'm starting to get tempted to say that my mum's dead.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 17:36, More)
Bloody Manchester kids and their arguements.
Whenever I hear any arguements around here, I'll suddenly hear: "YER MAM"
Example (With Manchester accent):
1: "What you doin' tonight?"
2: "I'M DOIN' YER MAM!"
You know, I'm starting to get tempted to say that my mum's dead.
(Sun 1st Feb 2004, 17:36, More)