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» Clients Are Stupid

bookshop blues
Of all the many, many ridiculous queries I had as a bookseller, my favourite one was the customer who came in one morning and explained that they had seen someone on the train that morning reading what looked like a really interesting book.

Me: Did you see what the book was called?

Customer: No.

Me: Did you catch the name of the author?

Customer: No

Me: Publisher?

Customer: No

Me: Is there anything you can remember that might help us identify the book you want?

Customer: Yes. The cover. It was blue.

Needless to say that was one customer who went away quite unsatified.
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 3:23, More)