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» Terrible Parenting
Luxury
You people don't know you're born. My father actually hated me so much that he didn't even conceive me. He said he wanted nothing to do with me whatsoever before he'd even slept with my mother, and fucked off to Greece with some bird from the chippie, leaving my Mum to drive around the neighbourhood asking men to fertilise her, until some complete stranger agreed. Thanks a lot Dad.
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 12:52, More)
Luxury
You people don't know you're born. My father actually hated me so much that he didn't even conceive me. He said he wanted nothing to do with me whatsoever before he'd even slept with my mother, and fucked off to Greece with some bird from the chippie, leaving my Mum to drive around the neighbourhood asking men to fertilise her, until some complete stranger agreed. Thanks a lot Dad.
(Wed 22nd Aug 2007, 12:52, More)
» Best Comebacks
An angry street preacher
once pointed at me as I walked past, he was in mid flow, and practically screamed at me-
"And you Sir! You're not going to inherit the earth!"
I replied, "Well I'll speak to my Solicitor."
My mates and some other passers by wet themselves.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 18:30, More)
An angry street preacher
once pointed at me as I walked past, he was in mid flow, and practically screamed at me-
"And you Sir! You're not going to inherit the earth!"
I replied, "Well I'll speak to my Solicitor."
My mates and some other passers by wet themselves.
(Fri 30th Apr 2004, 18:30, More)
» Claims to Fame
I did serve steak and chips to that ginger kid from Harry Potter,
but I suppose my real claim to fame is that I once went to school with a girl whose friends Dad died in that ferry disaster where the tail gate was left open.
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 13:40, More)
I did serve steak and chips to that ginger kid from Harry Potter,
but I suppose my real claim to fame is that I once went to school with a girl whose friends Dad died in that ferry disaster where the tail gate was left open.
(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 13:40, More)
» Losing Your Virginity
I lost in it my car at the ridiculous age of 21
(TWENTY-ONE!) to a fat bird whose mate I really fancied. Her mate was banging her boyfriend in the house I was parked by, which was why we were in the car.
I then went on to go out with her for a whole year after, as I had no idea how to break up with someone. The idea petrified me. Plus she was a nympho of epic proportion (I estimate we did it about 3 times a day at least during that year), and so I just counted my blessings.
Oh happy days.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 16:20, More)
I lost in it my car at the ridiculous age of 21
(TWENTY-ONE!) to a fat bird whose mate I really fancied. Her mate was banging her boyfriend in the house I was parked by, which was why we were in the car.
I then went on to go out with her for a whole year after, as I had no idea how to break up with someone. The idea petrified me. Plus she was a nympho of epic proportion (I estimate we did it about 3 times a day at least during that year), and so I just counted my blessings.
Oh happy days.
(Thu 3rd Mar 2005, 16:20, More)