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been lurking for far too long. living in Santa Cruz, California, too far from native Zummerzet. Still waiting to do something postworthy.
Just for the record, Taunton Mishap is one of the stellar columnists at the Framley Examiner
Pictures of my goth rabbit are available for perusal
here
Cheery bye :)
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» Impromptu Games You Play
3 Sided Clothesline of Death
requires one of those 3-sided clothesline things that spins, 3 people, dental insurance, intoxicants. Each person bites onto their side of the clothesline and then you start running (in one direction) around said clothesline, holding on with yer teeth. Last person to fall down and/or lose their teeth "wins".
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 17:24, More)
3 Sided Clothesline of Death
requires one of those 3-sided clothesline things that spins, 3 people, dental insurance, intoxicants. Each person bites onto their side of the clothesline and then you start running (in one direction) around said clothesline, holding on with yer teeth. Last person to fall down and/or lose their teeth "wins".
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 17:24, More)
» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make
Self-lighting fags
Strike'em against any hard surface and they spark into mellow, carcinogenic life. Especially handy if you live in the US, where no bastard smokes.
And while you're at it, why not waterproof self-lighting cigarettes for the bath? or shower. or sinking submarines. Coat them in wax or summink. Everyone's a winner.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 3:27, More)
Self-lighting fags
Strike'em against any hard surface and they spark into mellow, carcinogenic life. Especially handy if you live in the US, where no bastard smokes.
And while you're at it, why not waterproof self-lighting cigarettes for the bath? or shower. or sinking submarines. Coat them in wax or summink. Everyone's a winner.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 3:27, More)