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My website, stablesound.co.uk, which has all my silly and satirical stuff. And hasn't been updated for fucking ages.
And I do sound surgery at The Sound Surgeon - conversion and restoration from vinyl and tape to digital http://soundsurgeon.co.uk
Also Composer / Sound Designer / Maker of Silly Noises is at http://audiomangle.co.uk, if you happen to be in the market for composition, sound design or silly noises.
My Songs and Stuff
Tin Pest - Whistling is Real Fun - Fred Lowery remixed. Big Beat-ish take on the 1940s whistling tuition scene. Take a big, deep breath like this...
Tin Pest - Disco Outfreakage - An homage to the wonderful Bruce Bickford, clay animator extraordinaire.
One Heartbeat - Bar-stools and unfastened bow-ties all round, it's a boy-band song about, well, wanking.
Let There Be Man - a wee poke at Young Earth Creationists.
It's the End of the Health Service, Hewitt and Baloney M(MC) - digs at our (now former) Health Secretary to funky tunes.
Revo - I did the disco beats for this new web toy. Groovy, baby.
Hmm. Not really a funny song, but meh. Written by Rachel North, this is an ominous sort of thing about the UK government's increasingly ludicrous anti-terror stance. The Rules of the Game Have Changed.
Lyrics here, on Rachel's blog.
A jolly song about a man with a monkey. There should be more songs about monkeys. Monkey Man.
Lyrics here.
A salute to our brave armed police and their courageous efforts in ridding our country of evilIraqi Brazilian terrorist electricians! I Shot Menezes.
Lyrics here.
Poor old Paul McCartney. He'll soon be down to his last squillion pounds once Heather's lawyers get their teeth in.
Here's a song about the Mac's split from his gold-seeking, monopodal Missus.
Lyrics here.
Gillian Mckeith is, of course, a real doctor with a genuine PhD. Here's what George Formby would make of her. 2Mb mp3, contains ukulele, kazoo and swannee whistle.
David Cameron does Radiohead. Lyrics here.
Edited for legal reasons. Bastards.
Gillian McKeith Song
Animation of the short-arsed coprophile.
Lyrics.
James Blunt parody on telly!
You're Gullible, my tribute to James "moon June Spoon" Blunt was on Channel 4 news on 11th Jan. Huzzah!
Beau Bo D'Or, eclectech and I teamed up to create the Not The Cliff Richard Christmas Single. Anim by BBD and e; lyrics by BBD; music and singing by me. MP3 available here
Send your festive greetings with our Christmas PANTS messenger.
James Blunt interactive tomato-chucking song.
Clicky clicky
James Twunt - You're Gullible. A tribute to the guitar plucking, whiny twat that is ex-Kosovan war hero James "rhyming slang" Blunt. 3Mb mp3, lyrics here.
In conjunction with Camcorder Guerillas, eclectech and I created an animation as part of Visit Dungavel (Monster of the Glen).
Get On The Plane (1.6Mb Flash animation).
Pup Where We Belong, a Woofy Allen production. Eclectech and I produced this CHEEEESY movie trailer for the TUC.
Why the Long Face?
Another collaboration with the TUC, this one's an all-singing, all-dancing number with a greyhound in a tutu. Anim by eclectech, music by me.
Comfort Breakdown (330kB Flash) sees our puppy hero geetting the shock of his life when he dares to leave his workstation for an unauthorized comfort break. Made in collaboration with the TUC.
The Swizz of the Cards - Dorothy Blair, Straw Man Blunkett and Sir Ian "Six Gun" Blair the cowardly lion link arms in an eclectech animation to my warbling. Another swipe at the proposed UK ID cards, worth watching if only for de cute widdle puppy. Awww. (1.2MB Flash anim, 3rd September 2005).
penguins penguins penguins. eclectech likes penguins. Understatement of the millennium. (740KB Flash, 16th July 2005).
Charles Clarke - hero of the hour. Carry your ID card with pride (or else). Flashed by eclectech, sung by me. I wish I'd kept the out-takes from the vocals - they were entertainingly sweary.
MP3 here and lyrics here.
This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us. Top Sparks tune reworded by Beau Bo D'Or, animated by Beau Bo D'Or and eclectech and performed by me. WARNING/GUARANTEE: rudeness and swearing abound as Blair and Howard slug it out Wild Western style.
Smirk a Little Smirk for me, Mr Blair. Missprism's words, eclectech's animation, my rendition of the Mama Cass classic. With highly therapeutic interactive spanging action.
Camilla Queen. She's our newest Royal and we love Mr and Mrs Chuck Windsor so much we did an animation about their star-crossed romance. I sang, eclectech animated. Contains kazoos and strong language (so how can you resist?). (1MB flash anim, 18th April 2005).
Camilla Queen - the song. 2MB-ish MP3.
Lyrics here.
(From an original idea by Beau Bo D'Or, who also contributed to the lyrics.)
London Calling 2005 election special. With lyrics by Beau Bo D'Or, animation by eclectech and BBD and music by yours truly, an animation featuring squirrels, a bare arse in a caravan window, punk and a little bit o' politics. 8th April 2005.
Scuba. I recorded a little ditty about the joys of sub-aqua shenanigans and eclectech went mad with the old plasticine, to produce an animation featuring Busby Berkely-style fish dancing, a pink octopus and twirling frogmen. (790Kb flash anim, 6th March 2005). The mp3 is available here (2.5mb), and lyrics here.
Compost Bin. I can compost anything in my marvellous compost bin. Anim by eclectech and GrandmaOfShoes for my little ditty.
Veritas Party. Our take on Kilroy's party anthem. Anim by eclectech, song by me.
Kilroy. "Hey Mr Tangerine Man" by MissPrism, set to music by me, animated by eclectech.
Kilroy-Silk's Veritas Party Anthem (1.6Mb), and sing-along songsheet.
Understanding Narcolepsy: A musical guide with animation by eclectech
I did the music for The B3ta Banned Aid Project
An instructional teleplay in the mitigation of telepathic interference, by MissPrism, Eclectech and me. Mind Control (900Kb anim)
FARTING ANIM! Eclectech's sprouty visual accompaniment to my Parp song. Pthrrrpth!
Jeanette Krankie? Phwoar. Hanky Panky Krankie. Lyrics by MissPrism HERE.
Remember, We are all children of Bod
The Power of Beans (1Mb)
*parp*
Wildheart Baby's rather nifty satire, 'You Can Call Me Al Qaeda' (2.7 Mb). Lyrics available here
Fast, loud and furious: It's the video for squirrel punk sensation The Nutz!. Anim by eclectech, song by me.
Following the news that North Korea "blew up a mountain" the other day, I did this song. Apologies to Donovan (the Scottish hippy fuck)
Eclectech has done a super-duper animation of my recording of MissPrism's Petting Zoo song Yay!
Everybody likes a bit of malt loaf now and again. soreen.mp3
BUKKAKE SONG REMIXED BY TABAZAN! This rocks. Lots.
More songs:
Rude songs R us: Battle Pants song and Prisoner - Cell Block Bukkake
The Daily Mail Picnic - a satirical ditty by MissPrism.
A Swedish chap called Peter has remixed the bukkake song thus. Nice stuff.
Another quality Tabazan remix. Dead funky. Touchy Feely Spacktards remix
Tabazan's ambient, dubby remix of This Is Not Your Blog - s'very nice. Download it here (6Mb)
ANOTHER MissPrism masterpiece (with some inspiration from 4rthurians): I'd like to build a petting zoo. (96 Kbps, 2.5Mb) - a bit rude? Meh.
This is not your blog!
A tribute to Robert Kilroy-Silk
Both from the pen of MissPrism.
Bukkake song (Warning/guarantee: rude content)
Understanding Narcolepsy
Time travel song
Sturdy Girl song (2.2 Mb MP3)
Chump Manbear Song (1.1Mb MP3)
Unknown to her legion of fans,
diminutive songstress Bjö???rk
used to present the Icelandic
edition of 'Vision On'
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My website, stablesound.co.uk, which has all my silly and satirical stuff. And hasn't been updated for fucking ages.
And I do sound surgery at The Sound Surgeon - conversion and restoration from vinyl and tape to digital http://soundsurgeon.co.uk
Also Composer / Sound Designer / Maker of Silly Noises is at http://audiomangle.co.uk, if you happen to be in the market for composition, sound design or silly noises.
My Songs and Stuff
Tin Pest - Whistling is Real Fun - Fred Lowery remixed. Big Beat-ish take on the 1940s whistling tuition scene. Take a big, deep breath like this...
Tin Pest - Disco Outfreakage - An homage to the wonderful Bruce Bickford, clay animator extraordinaire.
One Heartbeat - Bar-stools and unfastened bow-ties all round, it's a boy-band song about, well, wanking.
Let There Be Man - a wee poke at Young Earth Creationists.
It's the End of the Health Service, Hewitt and Baloney M(MC) - digs at our (now former) Health Secretary to funky tunes.
Revo - I did the disco beats for this new web toy. Groovy, baby.
Hmm. Not really a funny song, but meh. Written by Rachel North, this is an ominous sort of thing about the UK government's increasingly ludicrous anti-terror stance. The Rules of the Game Have Changed.
Lyrics here, on Rachel's blog.
A jolly song about a man with a monkey. There should be more songs about monkeys. Monkey Man.
Lyrics here.
A salute to our brave armed police and their courageous efforts in ridding our country of evil
Lyrics here.
Poor old Paul McCartney. He'll soon be down to his last squillion pounds once Heather's lawyers get their teeth in.
Here's a song about the Mac's split from his gold-seeking, monopodal Missus.
Lyrics here.
Gillian Mckeith is, of course, a real doctor with a genuine PhD. Here's what George Formby would make of her. 2Mb mp3, contains ukulele, kazoo and swannee whistle.
David Cameron does Radiohead. Lyrics here.
Edited for legal reasons. Bastards.
Gillian McKeith Song
Animation of the short-arsed coprophile.
Lyrics.
James Blunt parody on telly!
You're Gullible, my tribute to James "moon June Spoon" Blunt was on Channel 4 news on 11th Jan. Huzzah!
Beau Bo D'Or, eclectech and I teamed up to create the Not The Cliff Richard Christmas Single. Anim by BBD and e; lyrics by BBD; music and singing by me. MP3 available here
Send your festive greetings with our Christmas PANTS messenger.
James Blunt interactive tomato-chucking song.
Clicky clicky
James Twunt - You're Gullible. A tribute to the guitar plucking, whiny twat that is ex-Kosovan war hero James "rhyming slang" Blunt. 3Mb mp3, lyrics here.
In conjunction with Camcorder Guerillas, eclectech and I created an animation as part of Visit Dungavel (Monster of the Glen).
Get On The Plane (1.6Mb Flash animation).
Pup Where We Belong, a Woofy Allen production. Eclectech and I produced this CHEEEESY movie trailer for the TUC.
Why the Long Face?
Another collaboration with the TUC, this one's an all-singing, all-dancing number with a greyhound in a tutu. Anim by eclectech, music by me.
Comfort Breakdown (330kB Flash) sees our puppy hero geetting the shock of his life when he dares to leave his workstation for an unauthorized comfort break. Made in collaboration with the TUC.
The Swizz of the Cards - Dorothy Blair, Straw Man Blunkett and Sir Ian "Six Gun" Blair the cowardly lion link arms in an eclectech animation to my warbling. Another swipe at the proposed UK ID cards, worth watching if only for de cute widdle puppy. Awww. (1.2MB Flash anim, 3rd September 2005).
penguins penguins penguins. eclectech likes penguins. Understatement of the millennium. (740KB Flash, 16th July 2005).
Charles Clarke - hero of the hour. Carry your ID card with pride (or else). Flashed by eclectech, sung by me. I wish I'd kept the out-takes from the vocals - they were entertainingly sweary.
MP3 here and lyrics here.
This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us. Top Sparks tune reworded by Beau Bo D'Or, animated by Beau Bo D'Or and eclectech and performed by me. WARNING/GUARANTEE: rudeness and swearing abound as Blair and Howard slug it out Wild Western style.
Smirk a Little Smirk for me, Mr Blair. Missprism's words, eclectech's animation, my rendition of the Mama Cass classic. With highly therapeutic interactive spanging action.
Camilla Queen. She's our newest Royal and we love Mr and Mrs Chuck Windsor so much we did an animation about their star-crossed romance. I sang, eclectech animated. Contains kazoos and strong language (so how can you resist?). (1MB flash anim, 18th April 2005).
Camilla Queen - the song. 2MB-ish MP3.
Lyrics here.
(From an original idea by Beau Bo D'Or, who also contributed to the lyrics.)
London Calling 2005 election special. With lyrics by Beau Bo D'Or, animation by eclectech and BBD and music by yours truly, an animation featuring squirrels, a bare arse in a caravan window, punk and a little bit o' politics. 8th April 2005.
Scuba. I recorded a little ditty about the joys of sub-aqua shenanigans and eclectech went mad with the old plasticine, to produce an animation featuring Busby Berkely-style fish dancing, a pink octopus and twirling frogmen. (790Kb flash anim, 6th March 2005). The mp3 is available here (2.5mb), and lyrics here.
Compost Bin. I can compost anything in my marvellous compost bin. Anim by eclectech and GrandmaOfShoes for my little ditty.
Veritas Party. Our take on Kilroy's party anthem. Anim by eclectech, song by me.
Kilroy. "Hey Mr Tangerine Man" by MissPrism, set to music by me, animated by eclectech.
Kilroy-Silk's Veritas Party Anthem (1.6Mb), and sing-along songsheet.
Understanding Narcolepsy: A musical guide with animation by eclectech
I did the music for The B3ta Banned Aid Project
An instructional teleplay in the mitigation of telepathic interference, by MissPrism, Eclectech and me. Mind Control (900Kb anim)
FARTING ANIM! Eclectech's sprouty visual accompaniment to my Parp song. Pthrrrpth!
Jeanette Krankie? Phwoar. Hanky Panky Krankie. Lyrics by MissPrism HERE.
Remember, We are all children of Bod
The Power of Beans (1Mb)
*parp*
Wildheart Baby's rather nifty satire, 'You Can Call Me Al Qaeda' (2.7 Mb). Lyrics available here
Fast, loud and furious: It's the video for squirrel punk sensation The Nutz!. Anim by eclectech, song by me.
Following the news that North Korea "blew up a mountain" the other day, I did this song. Apologies to Donovan (the Scottish hippy fuck)
Eclectech has done a super-duper animation of my recording of MissPrism's Petting Zoo song Yay!
Everybody likes a bit of malt loaf now and again. soreen.mp3
BUKKAKE SONG REMIXED BY TABAZAN! This rocks. Lots.
More songs:
Rude songs R us: Battle Pants song and Prisoner - Cell Block Bukkake
The Daily Mail Picnic - a satirical ditty by MissPrism.
A Swedish chap called Peter has remixed the bukkake song thus. Nice stuff.
Another quality Tabazan remix. Dead funky. Touchy Feely Spacktards remix
Tabazan's ambient, dubby remix of This Is Not Your Blog - s'very nice. Download it here (6Mb)
ANOTHER MissPrism masterpiece (with some inspiration from 4rthurians): I'd like to build a petting zoo. (96 Kbps, 2.5Mb) - a bit rude? Meh.
This is not your blog!
A tribute to Robert Kilroy-Silk
Both from the pen of MissPrism.
Bukkake song (Warning/guarantee: rude content)
Understanding Narcolepsy
Time travel song
Sturdy Girl song (2.2 Mb MP3)
Chump Manbear Song (1.1Mb MP3)
Unknown to her legion of fans,
diminutive songstress Bjö???rk
used to present the Icelandic
edition of 'Vision On'
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