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» Clients Are Stupid
Clients Are Stupid
I once was DJing in a club, on this massive stage (about 6 feet off the ground) for a few hundred
E/Piss Heads, when I watched this man (with a great amount of struggle) climb up on stage and stagger's towards me.
While rummaging through his pockets for a sweaty crumpled up fiver, he ask's "Uuuuuggghhh, al'wight mate? Ow Much are two bottle's ov Becks then?"
Brilliant!! :-)
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 4:18, More)
Clients Are Stupid
I once was DJing in a club, on this massive stage (about 6 feet off the ground) for a few hundred
E/Piss Heads, when I watched this man (with a great amount of struggle) climb up on stage and stagger's towards me.
While rummaging through his pockets for a sweaty crumpled up fiver, he ask's "Uuuuuggghhh, al'wight mate? Ow Much are two bottle's ov Becks then?"
Brilliant!! :-)
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 4:18, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
Clients Are Stupid
I once worked for a small company many years ago, and one day a new young temp was bought in to help out in our department.
Half way throught the day she asked me to help her out with a problem she was having with the Fax machine, I said ok, show me the problem?
Temp - Well, I'm putting the paper in like this.... and I'm dialing the number like this..... and when I hear the tone I'm pressing send, like this......
Me - And, OK, so what seem's to be the problem?
Temp - Well...... the paper keeps coming back to me!!!
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 5:02, More)
Clients Are Stupid
I once worked for a small company many years ago, and one day a new young temp was bought in to help out in our department.
Half way throught the day she asked me to help her out with a problem she was having with the Fax machine, I said ok, show me the problem?
Temp - Well, I'm putting the paper in like this.... and I'm dialing the number like this..... and when I hear the tone I'm pressing send, like this......
Me - And, OK, so what seem's to be the problem?
Temp - Well...... the paper keeps coming back to me!!!
(Mon 29th Dec 2003, 5:02, More)