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» Clients Are Stupid

Whilst working at a travel agents...
...selling round-the-world tickets to a couple of (rich) gap year students:

Customer A: "So we'll be in Sydney for new year then?"
Me: "Yes"
Customer A: "Is it their summer then?"
Me: "Yes"
Customer B: "So when do Australians celebrate Christmas?"
Me: "July"
Customer B: "Really?"
Me: "No"
(Wed 31st Dec 2003, 14:51, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My mother always told me...
"If you don't stop pulling at your toggle [penis], it'll be down to your knees"

Oh, how she lied!
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 20:55, More)