» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

when i was at uni...
...we had a party in the back garden of the halls and consumed large amounts of booze and weed. by the end of the evening i was one of the last few people still awake and i was sitting on the grass with my mates girlfriend. i felt the need to have a heart to heart with her and tell her that i'd always felt a bit wary around her cos she could be quite an intimidating girl. after baring my soul to her, she turned to me, head bobbing as she battled to stay awake, and simply said "spoooooooon!".

i've no idea why and she had no memory of it the following day!

first post... (was it worth the wait?)
(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 14:40, More)

» Fancy Dress

spongbob!
i mate of mine once abused his company's dress-down friday policy by going into the office in a full spongebob squarepants outfit.

he was sent home and they've since changed the company policy about dress-down fridays to avoid it happening again!
(Fri 13th Jan 2006, 17:30, More)

» Crazy Relatives

cat platform
also, future father-in-law constructed a kind of ramp from leftover bits of wood in the garden leading up to a platform he built at the top of the fence... "so the cat can sit on it and greet me home from work"

...the cat's never been near it.
(Mon 9th Jul 2007, 11:24, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

and another...
one night my flatmates brother came to stay the night, bringing a couple of bags of 'shrooms with him. we made them into a fine drop of tea and spent the best part of five hours laughing uncontrollably at nothing.

most amusing was when my mate decided to get himself a glass of water, then put it down and forget about it without drinking a drop. he repeated this every half hour until there was no more room on the table. it was then that he asked us where all the water had come from.

guess you had to be there :(
(Fri 16th Dec 2005, 14:44, More)

» Crazy Relatives

not my relative... yet
shouldn't really be posting this, as the the soon to be mrs squirrel won't be happy about it. anyways...

the man i will soon be calling father-in-law has provided me with a multitude of tales to post here.

like the time he taped tin foil behind his letter box before he took the family away on holiday "in case anyone tried to deliver a letter bomb"

(i have no idea either)
(Mon 9th Jul 2007, 11:20, More)