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» World's Sickest Joke

short ones really are the best
how do you turn a cat into a dog?

pour petrol on it..light...and WOOF!!!!

always made me smile anyway...

J
(Sun 5th Feb 2006, 20:59, More)

» Evidence that you're getting old

oh dear.
Realising that to pass my electronic qualifications at college I had to understand how a valve worked (no, not on a radiator). And how to programme in hex. And how whole telephone exchanges can be built using nothing more than bent metal and solenoids.

Still hoping this knowledge will come in useful soon.

Oh, and buying a diesel because it does more mpgs. And then telling people about it in a proud way when it does more than 42.

And signing up to walkingworld.com.

Oh dear. Time for bed.
(Mon 1st Nov 2004, 21:04, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

and evil brother...
I convinced my little brother that those squiggly short wave sounds you can get on a radio were aliens trying to attack us. He is 37 now, and still runs away. Girl.
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 20:24, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

Evil parent
I brought my kids up to believe that when the ice-cream van is playing a tune, he has run out of ice-cream. As teenagers they now claim it was a form of child abuse....
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 20:20, More)