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» I hurt my rude bits

Frying Pan Arse...
Not me, but Nigel - a young scout attending his first 2 week camp away from home. Whilst cooking breakfast, one of the scouts caught the frying pan alight and 'lobbed' (technical scouting term) the pan into the grass. The fire went out quickly, so along comes nigel and thinks as the grass is still wet with the mornings dew, I'll sit on the pan to stay dry. Que much screaming from injury known as chip pan arse syndrome....

He later managed to trip over and land face/mouth first onto a wooden tent peg. The first words to pass his bloody, swollen lips were 'oosan noosan doosan susan' - or at least thats what it sounded like, of which he was constantly reminded over the next 5 years!

Poor old nige, hello if your reading!
(Wed 19th Jul 2006, 16:24, More)

» Get Rich Quick

I made 600,000 in 1 year..
I once got involved in a search for a missing girl in Portugal..

I led them all up the garden path, got accused as the main suspect, and the british press 'tore me a new one' But hey, I won in court as I am innocent!?

Who said you can't get the money and the girl??

R.M
(Fri 1st Aug 2008, 17:59, More)

» Top Tips

Looking for a book on fly fishing and can't find it?
Get a life or die you old gripper....
(Sat 2nd Dec 2006, 13:59, More)

» Get Rich Quick

I make thousands every day...
No, really! It is so simple, you only need to follow the 2 simple steps which will take you 10 minutes, and then you can just sit back and watch the money come rolling in!

Just call 0901 203 402 and listen to the instructions..




calls cost £10 per min and last 30 mins..
(Fri 1st Aug 2008, 18:01, More)

» Guilty Secrets

I Saw Him...
Gerry McCann, in the bedroom with the lead pipe. I haven't told anyone apart from the Portuguese media




allegedly
(Fri 31st Aug 2007, 23:54, More)
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