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My site!

Please do not use my guestbook to talk to me. I have an email you can use for that.

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Hitler lost his first moustache after the '38 rally


EDIT: i am imploding with delight! thank you magic donkey! my first FP!!! wooyayetc. i never thought i'd be here with the likes of scary Kevin and co. thanks b3ta!
(Sun 11th Apr 2004, 9:45, More)

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» Strange things you've been paid to do

I wasnt paid, but It was strange..GOING ON B3TA!
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I BOTHER WITH THIS SITE. NO, THATS A LIE. I GO ON THIS SITE BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME REALLY GOOD ARTISTS POSTING HERE AND ALSO SOME GENUINELY FUNNY ANIMATIONS AND PICTURES. BUT THEN YOU GET ALL THE SICKOS, JOKES ABOUT BRITISH HOSTAGES, 9/11 AND THE LIKE. AND ITS JUST NOT FUNNY. I SAY CLEAN UP B3TA - GET RID OFF THIS RUBBISH, OFF THIS PEVERTED NONSENSE. I DON'T MIND THE OCCASIONAL BADLY DRAWN COCK, DONT GET ME WRONG, JUST THE FACT THAT SICK AND WRONG DRAWINGS AND ANIMATIONS ARE OFTEN WINNING THE COMPOS AND BEING FP-ED. I FEEL SORRY FOR SINKING TO THIS LEVEL, BUT HOW ELSE CAN I GET MY MESSAGE ACROSS.

CLEAN UP B3TA
(Thu 30th Sep 2004, 19:58, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

YOU LOSE!
the object of this game is to win

how to play:
each day you and a mate have to say YOU LOSE! the first time you see each other that day. the winner for that day is the person who says YOU LOSE! first (the other person loses). carries on indefinatley.
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 18:32, More)

» The last thing that made me cry

It doesn't have to be sad crying
I wept with amusement the other day when they said on a TV science programme: "We blasted Lyndie with wind...".

I guess you had to be there
(Thu 14th Apr 2005, 17:58, More)

» Beautiful Moments

Flying back from the States,
at night, everyone else on the plane asleep. Out of the window, there is a thick blanket of cloud as far as I can see, it looks so close though. Almost like snow. And the lights of the cities underneath shining through, making the clouds glow. Brilliant.

Also on a plane. flying over Greenland and seeing the moleste glaciers as the sun rises.

In the Grand Canyon, waking up to a foot of snow, and lookig out to see deer moving through the trees.

America is pretty
EDIT: Yep, moleste glaciers ;)
(Fri 11th Mar 2005, 16:30, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

nonoonon no no NO!
the point of the PENIS! game is that you have to yell it louder than th person before you. also works with TITS!
(Tue 30th Mar 2004, 16:56, More)
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