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I'm 22, live in Middlesbrough and I have a penis.
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I'm 22, live in Middlesbrough and I have a penis.
dr dot graham69 at gmail dot com
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» Family Holidays
A misunderstood teenager....
I went on a skiing holiday in France with my dad and stepmother.
One evening, I fell asleep in the bath. I must have been lying on it funny, as when I woke up, my arm was killing. I rolled over a bit, and groaned in pain.
"Stop that, you dirty little shit" shreiked my stepmother from a different room. Obviously, she thought I was having a wank.
They then went out for a walk. I had a wank.
(Thu 2nd Aug 2007, 16:59, More)
A misunderstood teenager....
I went on a skiing holiday in France with my dad and stepmother.
One evening, I fell asleep in the bath. I must have been lying on it funny, as when I woke up, my arm was killing. I rolled over a bit, and groaned in pain.
"Stop that, you dirty little shit" shreiked my stepmother from a different room. Obviously, she thought I was having a wank.
They then went out for a walk. I had a wank.
(Thu 2nd Aug 2007, 16:59, More)
» Embarrassing Injuries
Aren't Fun Houses Great?
When i was just an ickle bairn (a small child for all those who aren't from around "here")i went to a local fairground. at this local fairground there was a ride called "the Hawaii trip" which was a fun house ... apparently. in it, there were 2 conveyor belts. the first one was alright as a person who worked their carried small children across so they never hurt themselves, but the secon, much faster moving one was a solo act. to my suprise i made it all the way, but i was just a small, impressionable child being about 7 at the time and i saw the dude who carried me across the first one walk back aloong it, not noticing he kept his feet on the metal part, not on the actual belt. so i stepped back, onto the belt, had my feet ripped from under me and fell flat on my face, slid back to the end and my hand went underneath it.
DAMN did i scream like a bitch. it ripped most of my skin off my hand. i had to go to hospital, then again every week for about a year to get treatment. i now have 3 scars taking up most of the top of my hand.
that was the bestest ride ever.
what? ... throws of passion... erm not quite what i thought about it but never mind.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 22:27, More)
Aren't Fun Houses Great?
When i was just an ickle bairn (a small child for all those who aren't from around "here")i went to a local fairground. at this local fairground there was a ride called "the Hawaii trip" which was a fun house ... apparently. in it, there were 2 conveyor belts. the first one was alright as a person who worked their carried small children across so they never hurt themselves, but the secon, much faster moving one was a solo act. to my suprise i made it all the way, but i was just a small, impressionable child being about 7 at the time and i saw the dude who carried me across the first one walk back aloong it, not noticing he kept his feet on the metal part, not on the actual belt. so i stepped back, onto the belt, had my feet ripped from under me and fell flat on my face, slid back to the end and my hand went underneath it.
DAMN did i scream like a bitch. it ripped most of my skin off my hand. i had to go to hospital, then again every week for about a year to get treatment. i now have 3 scars taking up most of the top of my hand.
that was the bestest ride ever.
what? ... throws of passion... erm not quite what i thought about it but never mind.
(Sun 5th Sep 2004, 22:27, More)
» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta
Happy Birthday, you lovely thing
7 years, 6 months and 26 days. Really doesn't seem that long ago.
I was told of this wonderous place back when I was a wee nipper in school. My best mate at the time was just getting into Flash, so I started playing around with it too. I've never made anything worth the time, but he made something that Rob (presumably) put onto B3ta.co.uk. It was something sbout a war about to take place, so Churchill moves the UK to the Moon.
Those were fun times...
(Wed 14th Sep 2011, 17:07, More)
Happy Birthday, you lovely thing
7 years, 6 months and 26 days. Really doesn't seem that long ago.
I was told of this wonderous place back when I was a wee nipper in school. My best mate at the time was just getting into Flash, so I started playing around with it too. I've never made anything worth the time, but he made something that Rob (presumably) put onto B3ta.co.uk. It was something sbout a war about to take place, so Churchill moves the UK to the Moon.
Those were fun times...
(Wed 14th Sep 2011, 17:07, More)
» I was drunk when I bought this
WEEEE!
Went to Asda, at 4AM, to try and get them to cook me, my cousin and his other cousin. We almost resorted to buying a microwave and a micro pizza, but never. I ended up buying 12 pork pies and a slice of cheap cake. DAMN I got sick of those pretty quickly. In the end we hid them around the hotel room we were staying in after writing messages on them for the nice people who found the moulding mess.
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 23:42, More)
WEEEE!
Went to Asda, at 4AM, to try and get them to cook me, my cousin and his other cousin. We almost resorted to buying a microwave and a micro pizza, but never. I ended up buying 12 pork pies and a slice of cheap cake. DAMN I got sick of those pretty quickly. In the end we hid them around the hotel room we were staying in after writing messages on them for the nice people who found the moulding mess.
(Sun 12th Jun 2005, 23:42, More)