» Where is the strangest place you have slept?

At an airshow
Day after my parents wedding; managed two days without sleep, and then slept through several fast jets, including F16s. I consider it quite an achievement.
(Sun 31st Dec 2006, 23:50, More)

» Look! It's me in the Local Paper

disney
I was in an advert for the disney store in The Guardian, when i was five and still sweet.
(Wed 16th Feb 2005, 21:04, More)

» My Worst Vomit

If anyone...
here puked on me on the way back from the proms the other week...do tell
(Sun 22nd Aug 2004, 17:53, More)

» Inventions You're Too Lazy To Make

I always wanted
Some kind of system that turns on my cd player, computer, coffee machine etc etc in the morning, since i'm too lazy to get up and move the two feet from my bed to my desk. Woe, woe and thrice woe.

in reply to the Electronic Tags, they sell at gadget shop for about a tenner.
(Thu 8th Apr 2004, 8:55, More)

» Impromptu Games You Play

Goad substitute teachers.
In reply to the masked cheese, it took the trouble of going to uxbridge to try that out. I got some weird looks, sat there rolling coins off the stairs.

We play 'funny' games at school, such as shift-your-desks-back-a-few-inches-every-time-the-teacher-turns-round-until-you're-all-ten-feet-back, and pass the sniff, which is strangely addictive.

Another one is when you get a substitute teacher, and whenever they do anything you don't like, you say 'our other teacher always lets us, miss/sir/blob'. Then, when your teacher gets back- 'the other teacher told us to do it'.
(Wed 31st Mar 2004, 20:30, More)