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» Singing the wrong words
Minge?
Endless hours of physics lessons were spent rewriting The Sound Of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Well 10 minutes was spent rewriting it and endless hours were spent singing it. So here we go (and apologies for doing all the verses).
The Ginger Song
---------------
Hello Ginger my old friend,
I've come to die your hair again.
Because a carrot softly creeping
Left it's seeds while you were sleeping.
And the colour that was planted in your head
Was golden red
And your hair
Was ginger.
In restless dreams I walked alone
And we killed the ginger clones
'Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I saw your hair and thought you were a tramp
'Til my eyes were spared by the flash of a neon light
And I was right
Because your hair
Was ginger
And in the naked light I saw
That there were ten thousand more
People golden like the morning
People red like the sun dawning
And the ginger people were huddled in a little group
Like tomato soup
Because their hair was ginger.
Fool said I, you do not know
Ginger like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might reach you
Dye your hair I beseach you
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And you smell
Because your hair
Is ginger
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
Ginger hair is appalling
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
Let's kill 'em all
Because their hair
Is Ginger...
Oh dear...
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 12:18, More)
Minge?
Endless hours of physics lessons were spent rewriting The Sound Of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Well 10 minutes was spent rewriting it and endless hours were spent singing it. So here we go (and apologies for doing all the verses).
The Ginger Song
---------------
Hello Ginger my old friend,
I've come to die your hair again.
Because a carrot softly creeping
Left it's seeds while you were sleeping.
And the colour that was planted in your head
Was golden red
And your hair
Was ginger.
In restless dreams I walked alone
And we killed the ginger clones
'Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I saw your hair and thought you were a tramp
'Til my eyes were spared by the flash of a neon light
And I was right
Because your hair
Was ginger
And in the naked light I saw
That there were ten thousand more
People golden like the morning
People red like the sun dawning
And the ginger people were huddled in a little group
Like tomato soup
Because their hair was ginger.
Fool said I, you do not know
Ginger like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might reach you
Dye your hair I beseach you
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And you smell
Because your hair
Is ginger
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
Ginger hair is appalling
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
Let's kill 'em all
Because their hair
Is Ginger...
Oh dear...
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 12:18, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:10, More)
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:10, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Romeo And Juliet
Forgot the obvious one in Dire Straits' R&J, for that lovely second and third chorus:
"Oh Juliet, when we made love you used to cry
'cos you were only four years old
And I was twenty five..."
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 12:22, More)
Romeo And Juliet
Forgot the obvious one in Dire Straits' R&J, for that lovely second and third chorus:
"Oh Juliet, when we made love you used to cry
'cos you were only four years old
And I was twenty five..."
(Thu 27th Jan 2005, 12:22, More)
» Singing the wrong words
Lennon?
All we are saaaaaying
Is bees come from France
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 20:07, More)
Lennon?
All we are saaaaaying
Is bees come from France
(Tue 1st Feb 2005, 20:07, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Always a classic
What's the difference between a truckful of babies and a truckful of marbles?
You can't unload a truckful of marbles with a pitchfork.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:22, More)
Always a classic
What's the difference between a truckful of babies and a truckful of marbles?
You can't unload a truckful of marbles with a pitchfork.
(Thu 9th Sep 2004, 18:22, More)