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» Pointless Experiments
Ballistics - An Idiot Writes
Was a bit bored one rainy afternoon in the squat, decided to see whether found objects could be used to make an effective projectile weapon.
Luckily the toybox contained a broken .22 air rifle, a hammer, some blank cartridges, masonry nails, pvc insulated wire a plank of wood and some felt tips.
Masonry nail sheathed in insulation stripped from wire until it fitted snugly in barrel, blank cartridge inserted behind it. Whole thing aimed at camo'd soldier sketched on plank in felt tip by resident artist propped against back of a chair. Gunner (wearing full face crash helmet and wrapped in army surplus sleeping bag for "safety") whacked base of blank cartridge with hammer, fucking loud bang ensues and drunken exerimenters rush to examine target.
Nail has hit plank, sideways. Completely penetrated at least an inch of wood, passed through back of chair into washing hung on airer behind target. Whoops. Has then gone through about four separate items (shirts, tee-shirt, and tea-towel) finally coming to rest in some pants, the absolute last line of defence before the antique mirror sitting squarely in line of fire, thus proving that it is really stupid to fire guns indoors and fate smiles on pissed up twats occasionally.
(Sun 27th Jul 2008, 3:12, More)
Ballistics - An Idiot Writes
Was a bit bored one rainy afternoon in the squat, decided to see whether found objects could be used to make an effective projectile weapon.
Luckily the toybox contained a broken .22 air rifle, a hammer, some blank cartridges, masonry nails, pvc insulated wire a plank of wood and some felt tips.
Masonry nail sheathed in insulation stripped from wire until it fitted snugly in barrel, blank cartridge inserted behind it. Whole thing aimed at camo'd soldier sketched on plank in felt tip by resident artist propped against back of a chair. Gunner (wearing full face crash helmet and wrapped in army surplus sleeping bag for "safety") whacked base of blank cartridge with hammer, fucking loud bang ensues and drunken exerimenters rush to examine target.
Nail has hit plank, sideways. Completely penetrated at least an inch of wood, passed through back of chair into washing hung on airer behind target. Whoops. Has then gone through about four separate items (shirts, tee-shirt, and tea-towel) finally coming to rest in some pants, the absolute last line of defence before the antique mirror sitting squarely in line of fire, thus proving that it is really stupid to fire guns indoors and fate smiles on pissed up twats occasionally.
(Sun 27th Jul 2008, 3:12, More)
» Hotel Splendido
Belgium, Weird Place Just Outside Antwerp (Bronze!)
Landlady was definitely being fucked by her alsatian.
Still stole the towels though.
(Thu 17th Jan 2008, 17:07, More)
Belgium, Weird Place Just Outside Antwerp (Bronze!)
Landlady was definitely being fucked by her alsatian.
Still stole the towels though.
(Thu 17th Jan 2008, 17:07, More)
» Secret Santa
Anti Cellulite Massage Oil
Ended up in the hands of some nasty chubby no-class secretary/PA
Her face was a picture
(Tue 19th Dec 2006, 1:31, More)
Anti Cellulite Massage Oil
Ended up in the hands of some nasty chubby no-class secretary/PA
Her face was a picture
(Tue 19th Dec 2006, 1:31, More)
» I met a weirdo on the interweb
Hooking up with someone of teh interweb?
NO way. I don't exist.
SO why should they?
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 23:20, More)
Hooking up with someone of teh interweb?
NO way. I don't exist.
SO why should they?
(Mon 20th Mar 2006, 23:20, More)
» Pointless Experiments
Binbag - of FIRE!
Filled up a black sack with gas from a gas tap in science, smuggled it out to the bogs, ripped a hole in one corner and had a mate ignite gas expelled from hole. Managed to keep sufficient pressure up by compressing binbag to produce a fairly impressive jet of flame and avoid blowback, but it did get a bit squeaky bum toward the end.
Pinching off the flow was tricky but a good move.
(Sun 27th Jul 2008, 2:39, More)
Binbag - of FIRE!
Filled up a black sack with gas from a gas tap in science, smuggled it out to the bogs, ripped a hole in one corner and had a mate ignite gas expelled from hole. Managed to keep sufficient pressure up by compressing binbag to produce a fairly impressive jet of flame and avoid blowback, but it did get a bit squeaky bum toward the end.
Pinching off the flow was tricky but a good move.
(Sun 27th Jul 2008, 2:39, More)