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sorry, all my pictures have gone and died. i should have watered them more often
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» Worst Record Ever
i bought that 'one week' single by
the bare naked. i don't know what the fuck i was on.
when i realised my mistake i burnt the cd in the oven. it smelt really bad.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 17:36, More)
i bought that 'one week' single by
the bare naked. i don't know what the fuck i was on.
when i realised my mistake i burnt the cd in the oven. it smelt really bad.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 17:36, More)
» People with Stupid Names
my mum taught a lad called
Everard Dick. He was reasonably well known around aylesbury and I think he had a modest athletics career.
His sister has the even more fantastic name Ophelia Dick
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 10:55, More)
my mum taught a lad called
Everard Dick. He was reasonably well known around aylesbury and I think he had a modest athletics career.
His sister has the even more fantastic name Ophelia Dick
(Fri 27th Aug 2004, 10:55, More)
» Foot in Mouth Syndrome
slightly similar to wbm's dead parents tale
i was round a friends house and there were some people there i knew vaguely. as i left, for some reason i said 'have a good mother's day' to the room (as the hallmark holiday was a couple of days away). immediately on saying this i realised one of the people there had lost their mother unexpectedly and at a fairly young young age only a few days previously.
many years ago when my sister was a toddler she was in the back seat of the car next to a rather hirsute female family friend. so she very loudly and clearly asked 'mummy, why does helen have a moustache?'
(edit) spookily wbm's alcoholic story has just reminded me that the other evening while having dinner i was banging on about this alcoholic twat who used to drink in a pub i worked at and what a cunt he was. it was some time before i remembered that my housemate's brother is a recovering alky.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 19:36, More)
slightly similar to wbm's dead parents tale
i was round a friends house and there were some people there i knew vaguely. as i left, for some reason i said 'have a good mother's day' to the room (as the hallmark holiday was a couple of days away). immediately on saying this i realised one of the people there had lost their mother unexpectedly and at a fairly young young age only a few days previously.
many years ago when my sister was a toddler she was in the back seat of the car next to a rather hirsute female family friend. so she very loudly and clearly asked 'mummy, why does helen have a moustache?'
(edit) spookily wbm's alcoholic story has just reminded me that the other evening while having dinner i was banging on about this alcoholic twat who used to drink in a pub i worked at and what a cunt he was. it was some time before i remembered that my housemate's brother is a recovering alky.
(Thu 22nd Apr 2004, 19:36, More)
» Lies Your Parents Told You
my housemate's son
knocked a tv over and it stopped working. it got repaired and we had a bill made out with the kid's name on, and all pretended that he would have to give up his pocket money to pay it. he seemed to be joining in the joke until he burst in to tears, thinking he'd be paying off the tv bill for the next five years. hehe
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 17:37, More)
my housemate's son
knocked a tv over and it stopped working. it got repaired and we had a bill made out with the kid's name on, and all pretended that he would have to give up his pocket money to pay it. he seemed to be joining in the joke until he burst in to tears, thinking he'd be paying off the tv bill for the next five years. hehe
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 17:37, More)
» Clients Are Stupid
i spent some time yesterday
patiently expalining to a friend of my parents how to upload files to some webspace i had set up for her. after explaining how to put the ftp address in to explorer and what the username and password should be, and telling her the index.html needed to go in the htdocs folder, she asks:
'so how do i make a web page?'
i should have seen it coming really
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 14:25, More)
i spent some time yesterday
patiently expalining to a friend of my parents how to upload files to some webspace i had set up for her. after explaining how to put the ftp address in to explorer and what the username and password should be, and telling her the index.html needed to go in the htdocs folder, she asks:
'so how do i make a web page?'
i should have seen it coming really
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 14:25, More)