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» Black Sheep
Think I might be.
I've been looked quite poorly on by my family since last christmas. I have a dark sense of humor which was proved when i bought my younger brother who suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder a set of "day of the week" socks then a month or so later took away the friday socks. I don't think my mum will ever forgive me for the day of fun she had trying to convince my brother that he can wear Saturday socks on a Friday.
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 2:43, More)
Think I might be.
I've been looked quite poorly on by my family since last christmas. I have a dark sense of humor which was proved when i bought my younger brother who suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder a set of "day of the week" socks then a month or so later took away the friday socks. I don't think my mum will ever forgive me for the day of fun she had trying to convince my brother that he can wear Saturday socks on a Friday.
(Mon 17th Jan 2005, 2:43, More)
» Stupid Tourists
Americans you've gotta laugh
When waiting for our plane in Birmingham airport me and my step-dad are staring out the window watching planes. One plane inparticular is in the sky having clearly just taken off. At this point an American couple walk up the window and the guy says "I wonder if that planes landing?" with out a second of delay my step-dad shouts out "Yeah it's reversing in!", i can barely contain my laughter as the women turns to us and says "Thats weird American planes nearly always land head first". Nearly always!? I nearly wet myself!
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 12:53, More)
Americans you've gotta laugh
When waiting for our plane in Birmingham airport me and my step-dad are staring out the window watching planes. One plane inparticular is in the sky having clearly just taken off. At this point an American couple walk up the window and the guy says "I wonder if that planes landing?" with out a second of delay my step-dad shouts out "Yeah it's reversing in!", i can barely contain my laughter as the women turns to us and says "Thats weird American planes nearly always land head first". Nearly always!? I nearly wet myself!
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 12:53, More)
» Petty Sabotage
A while ago now
whilst i was living in france some germans invaded my home town so i put an explosive device on a rail line to mess up their transport.
I know it was petty but they marched about like they owned the place.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 22:34, More)
A while ago now
whilst i was living in france some germans invaded my home town so i put an explosive device on a rail line to mess up their transport.
I know it was petty but they marched about like they owned the place.
(Wed 4th May 2005, 22:34, More)
» Posh
Quite posh
Once dressed as posh whilst watching peterborough united sat in the royal box eating caviar and drinking bollinger champagne chatting about posh things like fox hunting and bloody immigrants.
I made that up i'm about as posh as Tesco value biscuits.
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 10:26, More)
Quite posh
Once dressed as posh whilst watching peterborough united sat in the royal box eating caviar and drinking bollinger champagne chatting about posh things like fox hunting and bloody immigrants.
I made that up i'm about as posh as Tesco value biscuits.
(Thu 15th Sep 2005, 10:26, More)
» Injured Siblings
Brotherly love
In a fight for the front seat of the car about 15 minutes before the journey began i (11 years old) got in and locked the car doors but left enough room for my older brother (16 years old) to grab me through the window. As he grabbed hold and proceeded to beat me i managed to wind the window closed trapping him just under the armpits. Whilst pinned i gave him a slap on the face and then made my escape to the house leaving him there to struggle free about 5 minutes later. When he found me hiding in my wardrobe he grabbed me in a head lock and ran my head towards the wall... about a minute later i regained consciousness with my mum over me. She turned to my older brother and said what do you say, his response.... "Touche you little sod"
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 17:02, More)
Brotherly love
In a fight for the front seat of the car about 15 minutes before the journey began i (11 years old) got in and locked the car doors but left enough room for my older brother (16 years old) to grab me through the window. As he grabbed hold and proceeded to beat me i managed to wind the window closed trapping him just under the armpits. Whilst pinned i gave him a slap on the face and then made my escape to the house leaving him there to struggle free about 5 minutes later. When he found me hiding in my wardrobe he grabbed me in a head lock and ran my head towards the wall... about a minute later i regained consciousness with my mum over me. She turned to my older brother and said what do you say, his response.... "Touche you little sod"
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 17:02, More)