» Things you've done when you've had no money.

To people who stick random foods together because they are "poor"
In future, don't stick them together. Eat them seperately. You cockflaps.
(Fri 8th Oct 2004, 11:25, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome

Football
My name is Ron Atkinson and at the end of a Champions League tie, I stated that I thought that Marcel Desailly was a lazy f**king n****r.
I thought the microphone was off at the time but it appears people watching television in the middle east could still hear me. As a result, I have lost my job.
Oh how I wish I hadn't opened my big, fat stupid mouth.
(Fri 23rd Apr 2004, 8:41, More)

» Job Interviews

Vultan...the hooded man
I didn't understand a single word of your email.
(Fri 21st Jan 2005, 11:14, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Another one....
And this time it is my mum.
Me and my brother were watching some dinosaur programme and my mum walks in. I tell her that there is a programme on about dinosaurs that have been discovered on a remote island. She stood and watched for a bit before I pointed out that dinosaurs are extinct.
I'll let that one pass as she had probably been working hard that day.
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 13:25, More)

» Pure Ignorance

Stupid, stupid, stupid....
I used to work with a girl who thought that Euopre was in America. I wish I was taking the p*ss but I'm not. I then stuck post-it notes with phrases such as "The pope does not live in America", "Pasta was not invented in America" and so on and so on, all over her computer.
When she came back and saw them, she burst into tears. Oops!

Also...again, no lie.... a completely different girl I worked with thought that the United Kingdom wasn't in Europe. Oh the shame of knowing these people. To be fair to her, she did always laugh at herself because of her stupid moments. She did a lot of laughing.......
(Wed 12th Jan 2005, 13:17, More)