» My Worst Date

NOT ME!
Friend of a friend: I'll keep it brief..
Boy at party - meets girl at party - slopes off to bedroom - inevitable drunken monkey sex - she eventually complains if being a little sore 'downstairs' - he decides to finish her off with his toungue (although he had never done that before) - eventually gives up after a while and as the drunken girl is now on the brink of blackout, he decides to rejoin the party raging just outside the darkened room he's sitting in - turns out the girl happened to be a virgin, and it wasn't till he reached the kitchen downstairs after passing through the throngs of smirking teenagers he was informed of the dried blood smearing his lips, chin, cheeks and ear???
(Sat 23rd Oct 2004, 10:54, More)

» Losing Your Virginity

BITCH!
Nicky was 13 as was I, we were virgins, i didn't want to be, she did.

Two years later, still together, still virgins, big row, she said she loved me, i called her frigid.

She got drunk on cider and shagged Les Short on the playing fields, then felt guilty and shagged me the next day, i found out the day after and punched both of them in the mouth.

I'm 26 now, i don't regret the sex or violence, i still hate them both!

(good news is that soon afterwards i got a sympathy shag off Nickys best friend Joanne when she was drunk on cider)
(Mon 7th Mar 2005, 19:11, More)

» Local Nutters

They dont make em like they used too...
When i was a kid any visit to the local park wasn't complete without a visit to the old knackered bandstand, where, sitting alone, barefoot, on a bench, you could enjoy the perormance of a 12 hour 'invisible air drum solo' performed by............loony tunes!
our resident nutter!
(Thu 16th Sep 2004, 21:46, More)

» Useless Information

Not quite (see below)
The longest word in the english language is actually

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolconoconiosises

I'ts a respiratory disease common amongs miners from brathing in too much coal dust
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 20:11, More)