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» * PFFT *
Stop the car!
Just remembered another one thanks to ChickMonkey.
A few xmasses ago, I had some serious sprout-age for xmas dinner. The next day it snows, so me and younger brother decide to go out for some country lane rally driving. I start the bottycoughs and they're really quite ripe. Little Bro has a sensitive stomach at the best of times and my bumsinging isnt getting any nicer. After 20 mins they're getting pretty heady and he has to stop the car and get out to breathe. He was *that* close to blowing chunks.
Sometime later we came off the road into a grassy patch, it may have been because of me - not too sure.
G
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 16:43, More)
Stop the car!
Just remembered another one thanks to ChickMonkey.
A few xmasses ago, I had some serious sprout-age for xmas dinner. The next day it snows, so me and younger brother decide to go out for some country lane rally driving. I start the bottycoughs and they're really quite ripe. Little Bro has a sensitive stomach at the best of times and my bumsinging isnt getting any nicer. After 20 mins they're getting pretty heady and he has to stop the car and get out to breathe. He was *that* close to blowing chunks.
Sometime later we came off the road into a grassy patch, it may have been because of me - not too sure.
G
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 16:43, More)
» Tramps
When I was amuch smaller, younger person...
We used to all pile in my mums 2CV and go and visit my nan, pretty regularly. She lived in Birkenhead at the time and I remember every time we went over a specific roundabout that mum would chirp up with "oh look, here's Bugbiters roundabout"
"Bugbiter" as we learned over the months, was a tramp who lived on this roundabout. I know nothing else of him, which is a shame - I bet he had a good story to tell. We saw him quite a few times on our visits. Then we started to see him less, and then never. They've since resurfaced and reworked the roundabout (and this would have been a good 10+ years ago now) so I presume he's gone to the great trampy roundabout in the sky.
We never did talk to him or have any encounter other than ocassionally seeing him in the car.
Poor dude,
(Wed 8th Jul 2009, 10:54, More)
When I was amuch smaller, younger person...
We used to all pile in my mums 2CV and go and visit my nan, pretty regularly. She lived in Birkenhead at the time and I remember every time we went over a specific roundabout that mum would chirp up with "oh look, here's Bugbiters roundabout"
"Bugbiter" as we learned over the months, was a tramp who lived on this roundabout. I know nothing else of him, which is a shame - I bet he had a good story to tell. We saw him quite a few times on our visits. Then we started to see him less, and then never. They've since resurfaced and reworked the roundabout (and this would have been a good 10+ years ago now) so I presume he's gone to the great trampy roundabout in the sky.
We never did talk to him or have any encounter other than ocassionally seeing him in the car.
Poor dude,
(Wed 8th Jul 2009, 10:54, More)
» * PFFT *
In my sleep
Last weekend as a matter of fact, I was staying over at a friends house after some rather hefty barbecue and beer action. A few of us were kipping in the lounge overnight. I'm usually quite a windy person anyway, but apparently I woke someone up with my guffage and was informed in the morning by said friend (hello lou!) that I fart very loudly in my sleep, almost as if I'm trying to make them loud.
Not sure whether to be proud or not.
G - its quite long, depends on how much beer I've been drinking
*pop goes QOTW cherry*
/unlurk
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 16:38, More)
In my sleep
Last weekend as a matter of fact, I was staying over at a friends house after some rather hefty barbecue and beer action. A few of us were kipping in the lounge overnight. I'm usually quite a windy person anyway, but apparently I woke someone up with my guffage and was informed in the morning by said friend (hello lou!) that I fart very loudly in my sleep, almost as if I'm trying to make them loud.
Not sure whether to be proud or not.
G - its quite long, depends on how much beer I've been drinking
*pop goes QOTW cherry*
/unlurk
(Fri 13th Jul 2007, 16:38, More)