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» World's Sickest Joke
The Break-up
A guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend packing her belongings.
"What's going on?" he says. To which she replies "I'm leaving you! I just found out that you're a pedophile!".
Hey, hey, hey...", he replies, "Wait a second here...Pedophile??? That's a pretty big word for an eight year old..."
(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 3:17, More)
The Break-up
A guy comes home from work to find his girlfriend packing her belongings.
"What's going on?" he says. To which she replies "I'm leaving you! I just found out that you're a pedophile!".
Hey, hey, hey...", he replies, "Wait a second here...Pedophile??? That's a pretty big word for an eight year old..."
(Sat 10th Dec 2005, 3:17, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Sorry if these are too tame...
These two bums are sitting in an alley eating used tampons. One bum looks at the other and says "Oh my GOD!!! You eat the strings too? You're fucking gross!!!"
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What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Two fags and two lesbians drive from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
Who woill get there first, the fags or the lesbians?
The lesbians....they'd be doing 69 all the way there!
...and the fags? Well...they'd still be home packing their shit.
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How do you get a French woman pregnant?
Fuck her, stupid!
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Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It's a 44 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
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What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 11:13, More)
Sorry if these are too tame...
These two bums are sitting in an alley eating used tampons. One bum looks at the other and says "Oh my GOD!!! You eat the strings too? You're fucking gross!!!"
------------------
What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
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Two fags and two lesbians drive from San Francisco to Los Angeles.
Who woill get there first, the fags or the lesbians?
The lesbians....they'd be doing 69 all the way there!
...and the fags? Well...they'd still be home packing their shit.
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How do you get a French woman pregnant?
Fuck her, stupid!
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Did you hear that McDonald's is coming out with a McJackson burger?
It's a 44 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
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What did the leper say to the hooker?
Keep the tip.
(Mon 13th Sep 2004, 11:13, More)
» World's Sickest Joke
Hee hee hee....
Sorry, these aren't original but they weren't on the pages I looked at.....
A child molester and a young boy are walking through the woods on a very dark night...
Child: "Gosh, I'm awfully scared."
Child Molester: "You're scared.....I gotta walk back through here all by myself!!!"
Q: How do you make a 5 year old cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his arse!
What's grosser than gross?.....
Putting a dozen raw oysters up a girls ass and sucking out thirteen!
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 7:28, More)
Hee hee hee....
Sorry, these aren't original but they weren't on the pages I looked at.....
A child molester and a young boy are walking through the woods on a very dark night...
Child: "Gosh, I'm awfully scared."
Child Molester: "You're scared.....I gotta walk back through here all by myself!!!"
Q: How do you make a 5 year old cry twice?
A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear.
Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his arse!
What's grosser than gross?.....
Putting a dozen raw oysters up a girls ass and sucking out thirteen!
(Fri 9th Dec 2005, 7:28, More)
» Impromptu Games You Play
Booger Reactions
My buddy and I fish a lot. One day on our way back home he started picking his nose while driving down the highway. Thus began the "picking your nose in plain sight of other drivers and observing their reactions" game. Everyone should try this! It's just too damn funny seeing the myriad of reactions you get - from wide-eyed amazement to doubletakes, from hysterical laughter to utter disgust...and all it takes is a finger and a nose (the best things in life are free, or so I'm told). Sometimes when some one sees you digging for gold it's fun to speed up just a bit so as to get a few feet ahead of their car and act like you're unsuccessfully trying to flick it off of your finger. Got a lotta laughs from this one LOL!!!
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 3:55, More)
Booger Reactions
My buddy and I fish a lot. One day on our way back home he started picking his nose while driving down the highway. Thus began the "picking your nose in plain sight of other drivers and observing their reactions" game. Everyone should try this! It's just too damn funny seeing the myriad of reactions you get - from wide-eyed amazement to doubletakes, from hysterical laughter to utter disgust...and all it takes is a finger and a nose (the best things in life are free, or so I'm told). Sometimes when some one sees you digging for gold it's fun to speed up just a bit so as to get a few feet ahead of their car and act like you're unsuccessfully trying to flick it off of your finger. Got a lotta laughs from this one LOL!!!
(Thu 1st Apr 2004, 3:55, More)