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» Ripped Off
Clock this
Back in the days when car speedometers had dials not digital displays, as a friend opened the back of one to *ahem* adjust it, a small handwritten piece of paper fluttered out which read "Oh no, not again!"
(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 9:51, More)
Clock this
Back in the days when car speedometers had dials not digital displays, as a friend opened the back of one to *ahem* adjust it, a small handwritten piece of paper fluttered out which read "Oh no, not again!"
(Wed 21st Feb 2007, 9:51, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Birmingham's finest graffiti
Edgbaston Abortion Clinic - you rape 'em, we scrape 'em.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:21, More)
Birmingham's finest graffiti
Edgbaston Abortion Clinic - you rape 'em, we scrape 'em.
(Fri 4th May 2007, 11:21, More)
» Picky Eaters
What's up doc?
I know a guy who doesn't eat carrots because "they are an unnatural colour".
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 14:16, More)
What's up doc?
I know a guy who doesn't eat carrots because "they are an unnatural colour".
(Thu 1st Mar 2007, 14:16, More)
» Shit Stories
No toilet in time
The scene, waiting at Santorini harbour while island hopping in Greece with mates, all with slightly dicky stomaches, when one mate said "Need the bog!" and ran off round the corner.
Five minutes later, he reappeared but completely soaked all the way up to his armpits. He said he didn't make it to the toilet in time, shat himself, so had to jump into the harbour to spare embarrassment / clean up. The locals, not realising he'd shat himself, just thought he was plain mad, especially when he nonchalantly got out as though his behaviour was completely normal.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 15:21, More)
No toilet in time
The scene, waiting at Santorini harbour while island hopping in Greece with mates, all with slightly dicky stomaches, when one mate said "Need the bog!" and ran off round the corner.
Five minutes later, he reappeared but completely soaked all the way up to his armpits. He said he didn't make it to the toilet in time, shat himself, so had to jump into the harbour to spare embarrassment / clean up. The locals, not realising he'd shat himself, just thought he was plain mad, especially when he nonchalantly got out as though his behaviour was completely normal.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 15:21, More)
» Childhood Ambitions
Too tall to be a fighter pilot
After reading lots of biggles books and making many airfix planes as a boy I really really really wanted to be a fighter pilot... until I grew too tall - If you're over 6 foot tall before you have to use the rocket-powered ejector seat, you will be the right size after you use it. Didn't fancy the horrible burns you get if you're shot down either. Apparently modern plastic surgery techniques were refined on WWII fighter pilots, who came to be known as the Guinea Pigs.
Would have been cool to have a moustache and call everyone Dusty and Algy though...
(Thu 29th Mar 2007, 13:00, More)
Too tall to be a fighter pilot
After reading lots of biggles books and making many airfix planes as a boy I really really really wanted to be a fighter pilot... until I grew too tall - If you're over 6 foot tall before you have to use the rocket-powered ejector seat, you will be the right size after you use it. Didn't fancy the horrible burns you get if you're shot down either. Apparently modern plastic surgery techniques were refined on WWII fighter pilots, who came to be known as the Guinea Pigs.
Would have been cool to have a moustache and call everyone Dusty and Algy though...
(Thu 29th Mar 2007, 13:00, More)