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Good evening!
Genial buffoon and all-round good egg, Ally_Baby (real name) here.
I have whored two of my websites on the hallowed b3ta pages. Newsletters 147 and 154 for the record. this and this to be precise.
I will be aiming for a hat trick with my new, in-the-pipeline website about my £2,000 project to play Manic Miner on a 9ft diagonal screen with 6 channel surround sound.
But, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to composing my daily irate e-mails to my numerous ex-wives.
Tatty-bye!
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Good evening!
Genial buffoon and all-round good egg, Ally_Baby (real name) here.
I have whored two of my websites on the hallowed b3ta pages. Newsletters 147 and 154 for the record. this and this to be precise.
I will be aiming for a hat trick with my new, in-the-pipeline website about my £2,000 project to play Manic Miner on a 9ft diagonal screen with 6 channel surround sound.
But, if you'll excuse me, I need to get back to composing my daily irate e-mails to my numerous ex-wives.
Tatty-bye!
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» That's when I knew it was over...
Just ten minutes ago...
... I gave my retirement speech.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:10, More)
Just ten minutes ago...
... I gave my retirement speech.
(Fri 22nd Jul 2005, 16:10, More)
» Awesome Sickies
Interview sickie(s)
Working in Newcastle upon Tyne, I had an interview for a job in London on a Monday morning. So, instead of taking a legitimate day off (what a waste!), I decide to pull a sickie. Problem is, the interview is at 1pm and I have to travel 300 miles on the GNER. Hence, the sickie phone call has to be made on the train.
Luckily, I pick my moment well - between Durham and Darlington, fact fans - and the train carriage is quiet. I get to the interview fine and fortunately it seems to go well. The 300 mile return journey ends up with me getting back home exhausted at midnight so then I decide to take Tuesday off aswell.
On the Tuesday afternoon, I get a phone call in bed to say I got the job down in London. So, I proceed to get absolutely wrecked on the Tuesday night in celebration. This results in me phoning in sick on the following Wednesday morning thanks to excessive cheap champagne and strawberries at the wankiest bars the toon had to offer. BOOM!
So, three days of sickies and a new life down in London to show for it. That was almost a year ago and I'm loving it!
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 9:56, More)
Interview sickie(s)
Working in Newcastle upon Tyne, I had an interview for a job in London on a Monday morning. So, instead of taking a legitimate day off (what a waste!), I decide to pull a sickie. Problem is, the interview is at 1pm and I have to travel 300 miles on the GNER. Hence, the sickie phone call has to be made on the train.
Luckily, I pick my moment well - between Durham and Darlington, fact fans - and the train carriage is quiet. I get to the interview fine and fortunately it seems to go well. The 300 mile return journey ends up with me getting back home exhausted at midnight so then I decide to take Tuesday off aswell.
On the Tuesday afternoon, I get a phone call in bed to say I got the job down in London. So, I proceed to get absolutely wrecked on the Tuesday night in celebration. This results in me phoning in sick on the following Wednesday morning thanks to excessive cheap champagne and strawberries at the wankiest bars the toon had to offer. BOOM!
So, three days of sickies and a new life down in London to show for it. That was almost a year ago and I'm loving it!
(Fri 9th Jun 2006, 9:56, More)
» Scars with history
Hamster Cupid Bite
I still have a tiny scar under my right thumb from a really vicious hamster bite from about eight years ago. I thought he would have been a bit more grateful, given that we were trying to get him together with my mate's girl hamster.
There's no pleasing some hamsters.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 11:53, More)
Hamster Cupid Bite
I still have a tiny scar under my right thumb from a really vicious hamster bite from about eight years ago. I thought he would have been a bit more grateful, given that we were trying to get him together with my mate's girl hamster.
There's no pleasing some hamsters.
(Wed 9th Feb 2005, 11:53, More)
» Guilty Pleasures
Jumping on my bed
And shouting 'boing' on each bounce
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 15:20, More)
Jumping on my bed
And shouting 'boing' on each bounce
(Tue 12th Apr 2005, 15:20, More)
» Stuff You've Overheard
Glastonbury 2003...
...Watching the Flaming Lips and during a particularly quiet bit, someone shouts out from behind my mate and me:
"Get your cock out!"
Had the surrounding twenty or so people in hysterics.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:59, More)
Glastonbury 2003...
...Watching the Flaming Lips and during a particularly quiet bit, someone shouts out from behind my mate and me:
"Get your cock out!"
Had the surrounding twenty or so people in hysterics.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 16:59, More)