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» Heckles
Tracy Shaw
As in the lass who played Maxine Peacock in Coronation Street. A mate saw her out in Derby (I think she's from Chesterfield) and she seemed full of herself, so knowing full well who she was, he walked up to her .
Mate: Hey don't I know you?
TS : Perhaps
Mate: Haven't you been on TV?
TS : Yes I have
Mate: I know your in a soap opera
TS : That's right
Mate: Your Letitia Dean aren't you
TS : Oh fuck off
Not exactly a heckle, but near enough.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 22:28, More)
Tracy Shaw
As in the lass who played Maxine Peacock in Coronation Street. A mate saw her out in Derby (I think she's from Chesterfield) and she seemed full of herself, so knowing full well who she was, he walked up to her .
Mate: Hey don't I know you?
TS : Perhaps
Mate: Haven't you been on TV?
TS : Yes I have
Mate: I know your in a soap opera
TS : That's right
Mate: Your Letitia Dean aren't you
TS : Oh fuck off
Not exactly a heckle, but near enough.
(Sat 8th Apr 2006, 22:28, More)
» Toilets
Dropping a bollock
Having a pee in a pub toilet when this chap staggers in, refreshed as a newt. He finally reaches the urinal next to me, and after a slurred hello starts trying to unzip his fly which he eventually manages, next he fishes inside his pants for his knob, pulls out a bollock instead and proceeds to piss down his trouser leg.
Apologies for watching, but I had it in my head that in ten or so years time I'd be posting this on b3ta.
(Wed 7th Sep 2005, 20:50, More)
Dropping a bollock
Having a pee in a pub toilet when this chap staggers in, refreshed as a newt. He finally reaches the urinal next to me, and after a slurred hello starts trying to unzip his fly which he eventually manages, next he fishes inside his pants for his knob, pulls out a bollock instead and proceeds to piss down his trouser leg.
Apologies for watching, but I had it in my head that in ten or so years time I'd be posting this on b3ta.
(Wed 7th Sep 2005, 20:50, More)
» Toilets
Camping...
...in a field near Matlock 20 years ago. Normally the site toilets worked okay, but one day the water was off and a dump was out of the question, so Pete and I borrowed a car and drove down into Matlock in search of a Public Loo. The first one we found was in the park, two traps with brick walls that had been painted many many times. Trollies down, I began to read the graffiti "If you want a big cock, be here at 12am..." etc., this was before mobile phones remember. I began to get worried.
"Pete?" Says I.
"Yep?"
"You got writing on your walls?"
"Yep."
"Is it new?"
"I've got one dated about 10 minutes ago."
Silence for a moment.
"I don't want a shit anymore."
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 4:11, More)
Camping...
...in a field near Matlock 20 years ago. Normally the site toilets worked okay, but one day the water was off and a dump was out of the question, so Pete and I borrowed a car and drove down into Matlock in search of a Public Loo. The first one we found was in the park, two traps with brick walls that had been painted many many times. Trollies down, I began to read the graffiti "If you want a big cock, be here at 12am..." etc., this was before mobile phones remember. I began to get worried.
"Pete?" Says I.
"Yep?"
"You got writing on your walls?"
"Yep."
"Is it new?"
"I've got one dated about 10 minutes ago."
Silence for a moment.
"I don't want a shit anymore."
(Mon 5th Sep 2005, 4:11, More)
» Ripped Off
What did I expect?
Sick to death with other people using my mug to drink their coffee from at work, I invested in a vessel that no one would dare to borrow; an Official Church of Satan Coffee Mug. Black, with a red Baphomet tastefully stencilled on the front and "This Mug Belongs To Satan" on the back. Brought it off eBay, and it never arrived. Bloody Satanists...
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 20:55, More)
What did I expect?
Sick to death with other people using my mug to drink their coffee from at work, I invested in a vessel that no one would dare to borrow; an Official Church of Satan Coffee Mug. Black, with a red Baphomet tastefully stencilled on the front and "This Mug Belongs To Satan" on the back. Brought it off eBay, and it never arrived. Bloody Satanists...
(Tue 20th Feb 2007, 20:55, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
Ouch
My spinal tap moment was a few years ago when I had suspected meningitis and a Dr took a sample of cerebrospinal fluid.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 22:41, More)
Ouch
My spinal tap moment was a few years ago when I had suspected meningitis and a Dr took a sample of cerebrospinal fluid.
(Fri 30th Jun 2006, 22:41, More)