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5punk: B3ta Gamers



A brief history of RO-BO

I suppose I'd better update my profile then. I've had Photoshop(Elements) as long as I've been a B3ta member (see timer thing) - this will hopefully explain the poorness of some of my posts I now have no excuse for the poorness of my posts. The only IT background I have is making a turtle move around the screen of a BBC computer when I was at school.

I'm from Manchester, and believe it to be the centre of the universe (atoms, DNA, computers etc - see also The Fall, Joy Division, The Smiths, Stone Roses).

I am quite often found on 5punk, "The gaming equivalent of a kickaround in the park"*, created by B3tans** for B3tans. Pop on if you like online gaming without the tedium of being in a clan, or just to visit the lovely Arcade (brimming with Flashy goodness).

*I will now take all credit for this tagline
**namely Woo Elephant Yeah and Kamikaze Stoat



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Spectre Vs Rector

lyrics by the Fall

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Motel courtesy of Ecclesia




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» Useless Information

Aibohphobia
The fear of pallindromes.
(Sun 20th Mar 2005, 2:11, More)

» Useless advice

Years ago
when preparing to go to a job interview, my dad gave me the invaluable advice...

"Remember, when someone puts there hand out to you - shake it."

No shit dad, and there was me about to engage in a game of slaps with my prospective empolyer.

I got the job so maybe he did have a point (though it was hard not to jerk my hand away and wiggle it in front of my nose like a small child).
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 18:01, More)

» It's not me, it's the drugs talking

Watching the same
scene from David Lynch's 'Eraserhead' 50 times in a row, convinced that underneath all the background layers of sound there was a voice saying something. I've no idea what though, something profound probably.

Note: Drugs + David Lynch = An incredibly entertaining way to destroy your sanity.
(Sat 17th Dec 2005, 20:32, More)

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Two gallons of beer
were included in the weekly ration for each child in the children's hospital in Norwich in 1632.
(Mon 21st Mar 2005, 20:42, More)

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David Sullivan is a cunt.
Actually, that's not useless just obvious.
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 0:54, More)
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